RIDER F DREM FAMOUS SHAYARIES

A beautiful relation does not depends on how well we understand someone...but it depends on how will we avoid misunderstanding..... That is LOVE.....

The relation between two sweet heart is called   LOVE....

Love is not an incident ,it accident........

Love is not a heart of life ,, LOVE is a part of life.......

Love doesn't delight in evil , but rejoices with the truth........

Love never fails........

Love always protects , always trusts , always hopes ,always perseveres.......

                                  I LOVE YOU
We have learned to love with every passing day....  & through the years that lie ahead, how happy life will be,,,,
As long as i know i have to you to share each day with me...............

Beautiful thinks happen to,, beautiful people with beautiful hearts in beautiful place........

The shortest word for me is 'I'...
The sweetet word for me is LOVE...
The only one word for me is YOU......

I love walking in the rain beause no one knows i'm crying


I don't fear to lose her....But my fear is that if i love "who will love HER like Me".........?

Satana bhi na cahate...kyon satate ho tum......
Mujhe aapne dilse se nikal kar, kyon mere dil pe baste ho tum.....
Dil tod ke , kyon jodte ho tum......
Najane tum esa kyon kar rahe ho, jise tadpte hai "hum"...

Najuk sa dil hai mera., mausam sa cahat hai mera , sada dil sa laga kar rakna, kyon ki thoda -pyara sa dil ha i hai mera....

someday u'll cry for me,like i cried for u
someday u'll miss me, liked i missed u
someday u'll need me , liked i needed u
someday you'll love me, but i wont love you......



                                     Never Say Forever.........
Never say I love you
If you don't really care....
Never talk about feelings
If they aren't really there....
Never hold my hand
If you're gonna break my heart....
Never say you're going to
If you don't plan to start....
Never look into my eyes
If all you do is lie...
never say hello
If you really mean goodbye............

I M SORRY:-
All my life i was afraid that
i would never find love....and now that I have found it...
i am afraid that I will lose it...........

Love hurts when u break up with someone..
it hurts even more when someone breaks up with you...
Love hurts when the person you love has no idea how you feel...
But love hurts most when the person you love is happy with someone else.........

AADAt:-
na jaanney kab se umeedain kuch baadi hain
   mujahy phir bhi teri yaad kyun aati hai
           na jaanay kab se
dur jiyna bhi tum mujh se paas teray main
ab tu aadat se hai mujh kau aisey jeenay main
zindagi se koye shikwa bhi naihn hai
ab tau zinda hhon main is neelay aasmaan main
   cahat aisee hai yeh teri, barthi jaye
 aahat aisee hai yeh teri mujh ko sataye
yadeein gehree hein itni, dil doob jaye
aur aankhon mein yeh ghum, num ban jaye
  ab tau aadat si hai mujh kau aisay jeenay mein
      sabhee raatein hain , sabhee baatein hain
bhula do unhein , mita do unhein
  ab tau aadat si hai mujh ko.....


     love is not destroyed by a single failure
            or won by a single caress.
         it is a lifetime venture in which
we are always learning, discovering and growing...
     The gteatest itony of love is
   letting when you need to hold on
  and holding on when you need to let go.
   we loose someone we love only when
    we are destined to find someone else
who can love us even more than we can love ourselves.
             On falling out of love,
 take some time to heal and then get back on the horse.
       But don't ever make the same mistake
of riding the same one that threw you the first time...


i'm not begging you to love me.
 i'm not really even asking you.
     but, isn't it alright
if i cherish that hope in my heart?
if dream of just holding your hand,
   it will hurt me - not you..
i will try to keep my eyes from shining
      when they see you..
        and i promise
i will try not to smile a special smile
        when you say hello.
           but, please
Don't ask me
        not to love you.........


if love isn't real ,
why do people die for the lake of it?
what is that unexplainable felling you get inside/
    why is ever book ,film and song about it?
    why do we search fot it our whole lives?
             if love is real,
why i m only one who doesn't have any....?


         LOVING HUGS
I don't regret  the things I have done or the things I have chosen not to do because what ever  I ve done,,
I must have done something right beause I ended up with you.......


Karib hona bhi kya apse sikhe, karib hokar bhi koso dur ho...
Zinda rehna bhi kya  apse sikhe,.. Zindigi jo aapne di ho...
Us zindigi me v kya jina , jisme aapka dia hua ,,, ho har "KHUSI" na ho.....


Khuda se koi bat aanja nahi hoti...
Har innsan ki bandagi nadan nahi hoti....
Kabhi manga hoga hamne ek ,, pyar sa dost ...
varna hamari aap se pehchan _ya bat nahi hoti......

Zindagi guzar jayegi, ahista ahista...
fir ye sans tham jayegi, ahista ahists....
aap mujhe yaad karoge kuch pal ka liye
fir ye yaad v  mit jayegi ,,ahista ahista............

Raat ka andhera ek khwab llata hai...
Din ka ujala ek intejar lata hai...
Aap sath ho na ho, hawa ka har jhonka aapka ehsaas laata hai.....

Wo zindagi kya jisme , yadeen na ho...
wo yadeen kya jisme ,, pyar na ho...
wo pyar kya jisme,,hum na ho...
Hamari pyar hi kya,, agar "tum" na ho.........

Once in a lifetime, you discover someone..
who stands besides you, you find some one.....
who loves you. for who, you are and not for
who u could be , once in a life time...
       If u r lucky ,,, u find someone,,, as
I have found "YOU"......

intazaar kerna pyaar ke liye jarrori hai
uski rahu mai aana humari majburi hai
rok sako tu duniya walon rok lo
per yeh pyaar pyaar hai koi awaargi nahi**

Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi Mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein **

shayad woh aisi hogi ya phir woh vaisi hogi s on how
jane woh kaisi hogi jada mat soch
teri sapno ki rani bilkul jassi jaisi hogi

Phir chupke se yaad aa gaya koi,
 meri aakhon ko phir rulaa gaya koi,
kaise uska shukria aada Karen,
mujh naachiz ko “shayar“ bana gaya koi.**

Har nazar ko ek nigaah ka haque hai,
 Har rooh ko ek aah ka haque hai...
Hum bhi dil lekar aaye hain duniya mein,
Hume bhi ek gunaah ka haque hai...

Hichikyon se ek baat ka ehsaas hota hai
ki Shayaad koi hume yaad karta hai,
milne na aaye to kya
hum per kuch lamhe to barbad to karta hai...

tumara muskurana roz ho
 kabi chera komal to kabhi jullab ho
100 pal khushi to 1000 pal mauj masti ho bas aaisa har roz ho.....

Khamosh se tum rehne lage ho,
Intezaar kisika karne lage ho,
Yakinan kisise hui hai mohabbat,
Bina baat ke hi muskurane lage ho…..

sabhi ko sabhi kuch nahi milta..
nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta,
yeh dilwalo ki duniya hai ajeeb,
kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dilse nahi milta... **

Humne Socha Shayad Humi chahte hain unko,
Par unhe chahne walon ka to kafila nikla,
Dil ne kaha shikayat kar KHUDA se,
Par woh Khuda bhi unka chahnewala nikla.... **

Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
toh hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki unki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
toh hum behosh ho gaye...**

woh JINDAGI hi kya jisme MOHABBAT nahi,
woh MOHABBAT hi kya jisme YAADEIN nahi,
woh YAADEIN hi kya jisme TUM nahi,
Aur woh TUM hi kya jiske saath HUM nahi.

Lab khamosh hoti hai jab tum saamne aati ho,
Dil dhadakta hai jab nigaahein milaati ho,
Saans ruk jaati hai jab muskuraate ho,
Bhoot ho kya jo tum itna daraate ho.

Janaza mera uth raha tha,
Phir bhi takleef thi unko aane mein,
Bewafa ghar mein baithe puch rahe the,
aur kitni der hai lejane mein..

sabhi ko sabhi kuch nahi milta..
nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta,
yeh dilwalo ki duniya hai ajeeb,
kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dilse nahi milta...

Muskaan tere hoton se kahin jaye na, Aasu teri palko pe kabhi aaye na, Pura ho har khwab tera, Jo pura ho na sake wo khwab kabhi aaye na......With Love

day by day, week is ending, week by week,
month is ending,
month by month year is ending,
but our love will never end

Jo aasani se mile wo hai gam... Jo mushkil se mile wo hai Rum... Jo kisi-2 ko mile wo hai Dum... Jo sirf nasseb walon ko mile wo hain.. HUM

Teacher: You have to aim for 90%... Student: I will get 100% marks. Teacher:Mazak kyun kar rahe ho. Student:Mazak shuru kisne kiya tha

Itne karib aye ke dur ho gaye,
Itane hanse ki rone ko majbur ho gaye,
Aur ansuon ko apana mukaddar bana liya,
tanhaiyon ke shahar me ek ghar bana liya.

our friendship is not like NIKE-just do it,
not like PEPSI-yeh dil mange more,
not like WILLS-made foe each other,
but like LIC-jeevan ke saath v jeevan ke bath v.

Baithe tere khayalon mein,
Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam...Tasvir bhi utaar dali,
Aur likha yeh paigam...Zinda ya Murda
pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam...

Kitne haseen hai aap,
khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo....
Aankhon mein chashma lagana hi kafi nahi,
Gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo....

Kabhi to dil zarur rota hai,
Jab koi apna mil ke nazron se door hota hai...
Kyon roti hain kambakhat yeh aankhein,
Kyon ki dil se jyada kasur inka hota hai...

Tara bola chand se tum kitne khushnaseeb ho jo tumhe sabhi yaad karte hain... Aur hum itne badnaseeb hain ki log apni chahat ke liye hamare tutne ki fariyaad karte hain...


Aasman tumse naraz hai,taare tumse dushwar hain.Wo sab tumse jalte hain kyonki chand se behtar tumhare paas hum jaisa yaar hai...

jab tak hai jaan dosti nibhate rahenge;
akhir saans tak tumko satate rahenge;
maut ana tay hai hamko;
marne ke bad bhi satate rahenge apko; sach to sach hota hai

Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi,
Ab raha nahin jata, Chatri Lauta de Bhai

Gam ka kar zindagi bahut badi hai,
Chahat ki mehfil tere liye saji hai...
Bas ek bar muskura kar dekh,
Taqdeer khud tujhe milne ke liye khadi hai..

Apne Aagaaz Se Aaaj tak Zindagi
Teri Hi Yaad Main Gum Rahi
Phir Bhi Jaane Kyon Yeh Ihsaas Hai
Jaise Chaahat Meri Kam Rahi

dosti mein dil ka tamasha dekha nahi jata, humse tuta hua sisa dekha nahi jata, apne hisse ki khusiya bhi de du tujhe, aye dost tera utra hua chehra dekha nahi jata

ak doctor & nurse are searching for a mental opreation . they are wating for a mental who is reading this sms.......!

Mohabat ho gayi jinse shikayat unse kya hogi, zuban tak baat jo aayi yakinan woh dua hogi, agar woh ruth gaye mujhse koi meri hi khata hogi..

DEKHA TUM KO JUB SE YE BAAT IS DIL MAIN TUBSE EK BAAR JO MIL JAAYE PYAAR TERA TO MAANGNA KUCH NA RUB SE

Lehar aati hai aur kinare se lot jaati hai, Yaad aati hai aur dil main sama jati hai, Lehar aur Yaad main bas farq hai sirf itna, ke lehar bewaqt aur Aap ki yaad har waqt aati hai.

Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe; jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...! Toh asli Ravan kaun?? **

Kagaz pe humne zindagi likh di, ashkon se seench har khushi likh di, dard jab humne ubhara lafzo pe, logo ne kaha wah kya gazal likh di**

Dua Mangi thi aashiyane ki, Chal padi aandhiya jamane ki, Mera Gum koi na samajh saka, Kyonki meri adat thi muskurane ki.**

har geet ke piche saaj hota hai . har baat ke piche raaj hota hai . badnami se mat darna sanam. chamkte chand mein bhi daag hota hai

Jab hum ne unse pooncha, Sapnna kya hota hain to unhone kaha, Bandh aankhon mein jo apna hota hai, khuli aankhon mein wohi sapna hota hain.

Ting Tong: Yatrigan kripya dhyan de, Gadi no. DD-MM-YY(14-09-06 ,
GUDMORNING EXPRESS,apke mobile kplatform pr aa chuki hai,
sweet pasengr se anurodh hai k ve udh jaye .GUD MRNG.Radhey-Radhey

Luv hurts,luvs makes u fell better and makes u feel great about ur self but 2 have some like u in life made me 2 belive in love ......Ilove u so much **

Koi Gila Na Koi Shikwa Raha Aapse, Ye Aarzoo Hai Ek Silsila Bana Rahe Aapse, Bus Ek Umeed Hai Aapse, Khafa Na Hona Agar Hum Khafa Rahe Aapse!!!**

Har Shakhs Ke Pehlu mein ek dil hota hai, Har Dil mein ek dard-e-awaaz hoti hai, Mumkin nahi ki har koi bana de Tajmahal, Par har dil mein ek Mumtaj Hoti hai....**

Sapno ki tarha aakar chali gayi Apno ko bhula kar chali gayi kis bhool ki saja di Usne pahele hasaya pir rula kar chali gay**

khuda kare ke tumhein kabhi gam na miley, Miley bhi to hum se kam miley. Jis mod par tumhara saath chod de yeh duniya, Us mod par tujhe sirf hum miley.

Do you know d relation btwn 2 eyes?Dey blink 2gather, dey mov 2gather, dey cry 2gather, dey c thngs 2gthr n dey sleep 2gthr But STIL DEY NVR SEE EACH OTHER.


Khamosh se tum rehne lage ho, Intezaar kisika karne lage ho, Yakinan kisise hui hai mohabbat, Bina baat ke hi muskurane lage ho…..

Dont take life too seriously,Always find time to laugh... Remember that laughter not only adds years to ur life,But adds more Life to ur Years....**


I dont wanna feel the way that I do, I just wanna be there with u, for u.
I dont wanna see, see us apart, I just wanna say straight from Heart. I Miss You!


jo asaani se mile wo hai gum,jo mushkil se miloe wo hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile wo hai pyaar,jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai APUN KA SMS


I have opened an account 4 u in the universal bank of GODs blessings & deposited 365 days full of love, faith & happiness. Enjoy spending.


Nadiyon se kinare chhut jate hai,
Asman se tare tut jate hai,
zindagi ki rah me aksar aisa hota hai,
jinhe ham chhate hai,
wahi hum se ruth jate hai.
***

hi how r u fine i am adnan in your email id pai mai u kah raha hu ki mai yaha par net par betha tha ki aik admi aya pucha ki computer ki dukan kaha par bhai mai nai bola ki aap jaha par khare hai waha par aik computer para hua hai

Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,
Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

Gam ka kar zindagi bahut badi hai,
Chahat ki mehfil tere liye saji hai...
Bas ek bar muskura kar dekh,
Taqdeer khud tujhe milne ke liye khadi hai...

Jane kyon log doston ko bhul jate hain,
Kuch pal saath rehne ke baad dur chale jate hain...
Sach hi kehte hain log ki sagar milne ke baad,
Log baarish ko bhul jate hain...

Love is what can be felt not told,
It can be given but not sold...
It comes when u least expect it,
And leaves u when u most need it..**

Every morning when i open my eyes i pray to god that everyone should have a friend like u.........why should i only suffer!!!!!!!!

shukr karo ke hum tumhari dosti ko itni shiddat se chate hain warna hum woh hain jo khawab main bhi badee manatto se aate hain

kash samajhte wo ish dil ki tadap ko to yu na hame rushwa kiya hota unki yeh berukhi bhi manjoor thi hame bas ek bar hame samajh to lia hota

my frnd is my medicine when i am in pain,
my letter when i am in far,
my smile when i am in sad;my handkerchif when i cry,
and my Life when i Die

Jane kyon log doston ko bhul jate hain,
Kuch pal saath rehne ke baad dur chale jate hain...
Sach hi kehte hain log ki sagar milne ke baad,
Log baarish ko bhul jate hain...

Aasman tumse naraz hai,
taare tumse dushwar hain.
Wo sab tumse jalte hain kyonki
chand se behtar tumhare paas hum jaisa yaar hai...

Humne khuda se ek duva magi duva me khud ki mout magi, khudane kaha mout to tuze de du mager use kya du jisne tere lembe umar ki duva magi














FUNNY SHAYARIES

tum hasate bahut ho,man ko bhate bahut ho ji chahata hai le jao tumhe dinner par ,par kambakht tum khate bahut ho

kabhi hosala bhi azmana chahiye,boore waqt main bhi muskurna chahiye,aghar 10 dinon baad bhi khujhli na mite to 11ven dinn naha lena chahiye.........!

press down 4ur NEW YEAR gift Dil kar raha hai K zor se thappad maru Aaj kya NEW YEAR hai? nahi na? toh GIFT kyu?

uttho! ye koi sone ka waqt hai.,jab dekho sote rehte ho.,saari umar so so ke bitani hai kya?, ab mujhe reply mat karna., im sleeping

100 gram Mitti,.....100 gram Kanakad ke pathar....25species ke keede makode....5 gram ke makdee ke jaale....dont be suprised this is CT scan of ur brain....

ram ji ne dhanush toda seetaji dodi chali ayi. krishan ji ne bansi bajai radha ji bhaghi chali ayi aur mene sirf seeti bajai to apne baap ko bulaya

GEETASAR: MOBILE nirjeev hain !! SIM CARD iski ATMA hai. !! SMS wo GYAN hain , jo BATNE se BADTA hain. !! Iseeliye He PRANI BALANCE KA MOH Tyag Kar SMS KIYA KARO. !!!

sorry aaplogo ko disturb kiya lekin urgent kaam tha , kya kui apni 1 photo abhi bejh sakte hai. hum log tash khel raha hai aur joker ka patta kho gaya hai..

sardarjis son :- dad there is some one at the door to collect donetion for a swimming pool ........? sardar :- give him a glass of water!!


me ushke PYAAR me ban gaya BARAF ka GOLA aur vo bewafa kehati hai thanda matlab COCA-COLA.


Tere gam me tadap kar mar jayenge,Mar gaye to tera naam lagayenge... Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaenge,Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke Kurkure khaenge....


Scientist are trying to figure out how long a person can live without BRAIN........ Plzzz tell them ur age.....!!ha ha ha


Na tu Chhat per aati, na mai tera diwana hota, na tu pathar marti , na ma kana hota..


Mere Dil mein teri sanson ko panah mil jaye....Tere ishq mein meri jaan fanaa ho jaye.....

wen the time comes 4 u to give ur heart 2 someone make sure that u select sum1 who will never break ur heart coz broken heart have no spare parts


How to kill a mosquito: Catch it alive,Tie its legs then make gudgudi in its stomach and when it laughs,Catch its mouth & pour a spoon of poisson .....


1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum . Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.


it iz psycologically proved that all the fools & stupids, donkeys,monkeys,use thier thumb to read messages. dont change your finger now its to late !


Roses r red but violets r blue...monkey like u should be kept in the zoo...dont get angry ull find me there too...not with u but laughing at u...


Zara-Zara kar ke teri yadoon ka mahal banate hain.... Illegal construction keh ke saale Nagar Nigam wale tod jaate hain....


Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye? 1 Ladki jo pyar de. 1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye. 1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye. Aur aisa nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.


Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi, Hum bhi ab SEHRA sajayenge, Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi, Ab uski choti behan ko fasayenge.


In life every turn is uncertain,In the sea every wave is a danger... In a garden every flower is a beauty,And in this world every person like u is a treasure....


If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!


Suna hai ki aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai. So please keep smiling to reduce population.



Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi... Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi... Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi


Sincere Apology: If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!


Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beautiful, smile makes all d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!


In candle light dinner three sweet words for u....PAY THE BILL


EK sher BY doctor=Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai nurse waha,Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai..


S SH SHA SHAR SHARM SHARM K SHARM KA SHARM KAR SHARM KARO !! SHARM KARO!! Kanjuso.1 msg to send kar dya karo sare din me


shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai ................................................................Thodi der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata


MURGI USKE TEEN BACHCHO KE SAATH ROAD CROSS KAR RAHI THI ...ROAD CROSS KARNE KE BAAD BACHCHE NE BOLA MUMMY HUM PANCHO NE ROAD CROSS KAR LIYA...AB BOLO 5 KAISE HUE...??? BOLO BOLO.... ITNA BHI NAHI SAMAJHTE ..... BOLO BOLO... BACHCHA HAI YAAR KUCH BHI BOL SAKTA..HAI....


YOU are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means... C - Causing U - Un-necessary T - Trouble E - Everywhere


Newtons law of Romance:- LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...

When words fail, Eyes work. When eyes fail, heart works. When Heart fails... To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya!


Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se, jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta hun, aey chal chal hawa aane de

U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

Press down again again.. please once more sorry again 6 times more Oh! Again 1 Time again don't u have any job? ...

DHANIA RS 3 MIRCHI RS 4 AALOO RS 5 TEENDA RS 6 TOMATO RS 10 PALAK RS 15 YAH SUB TO MENGHA HAI PAR SMS TO SASTA HAI PHIR KERTAY KYOUN NAHIN ????


Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai, Waqt ke sath insan badal jata hai, Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare, Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..!


Dont sent any messages, i dontwant 2 see u, 2 hear ur voice, 2 think of u, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away 4m SWEETS


We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!


Laadein has needs 500 dogs to attack on USA 499 are reached message milta he chale aana


one day a judge ask the thief in the court are you not a shame to come to the court al most eery month the theif said you should be shamed sir you come here everyday


Prayer of Bachelors: Radhe Radhe... Kudi Fasade! Hare Murari... Howe Kunwari! jai Hanuman Di... Howe Mere Haan Di! Wahe Guru Ji Da Khalsa... Mukhda Howe Chaand Sa!!!


2 live a life v need brains,reflexes,luck,iq,knowledge,expression,perception,n mental qualification.....hats off to u,for managing without them!!!


Dil cheez hai kya jana, yeh jaan bhi tumhari hai, jaan le mat lena, kyonki abhi meri biwi kunwari hai.

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Raman or chaman railway platform per train pakarne ke liye kara tha ki announs huwa rajdhani exp platfrom no one per aa rahi hai raman jatpat se railway patri par aa gaya chaman ne pucha bhai upar aa ja nahi to mare jaoge to raman bola tune suna nahi train platform per aa rahi hai.


gul gaye gul ke patte reh gaye , saare shayer mar gaye tum ullu ke pathe reh gaye.


Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo


what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for details...


HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOD DENGE, TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAJE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHA TERE SAARE DAAT TOD DENGE HA..HA..HA..


chand par kali gatah chati toh, hogi sitaro ko muskurahat ati toh hogi, tum lakh chupao mere yaar, tumhe bhi akele mein apni sakhal par hasi ati toh hogi.


I am getting married mext week. there wil be a small party and only few people will be invited. dontbring any gift just bring someone to marry me !!!!!!!!!!


A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses wife instead: Im afraid he died last week. she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. I told you the wife replies, he died last week. The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts: IVE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING? Coz . . . he replied laughing, I just love hearing it. . . .


Pehla Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye anday tumhara aur ager tum ye bata du kay ye kitnay anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay aur ager tum ye bata dogay ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi tumhari. Dosra Pagal : Yaar koi hint tu du.


JOKE - Teen Dost the Kallu, Billu aur Ulloo Kallu 7 th mein padh raha hai. Billu 5th mein padh raha hai aur Ulloo SMS padh raha hai.


Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari... Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari....


tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah jaise lehrate hue kheto me pagal saand aa gaya ho.


what a chicken will say when its been coocked with green chilli- hum pe kisine hara rang dala.......maar dala.......maar dala


Wife: Honey what ru looking4? Husband: Nothing;
Wife: Nothing? u've been reading our marriage certificate 4an hour? Husband: I was just looking 4d expiry date!


msg:Internet te kudi fasaeeeee, internet te ho gaye sagaayee, internet te divorse ho gaya, isi bahane COMPUTER ka course ho gaya...


AFTER FINISHING MBBS, Dr Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes. tongue & ears by torch and Finally Said BOLE TO TORCH BILKUL THEEK HAY HAAN


jab kuda ne tumhai banaya ho ga, ek saror sa us ka dil pe chaya hoga. pahle socha hoga jannat main rakhoon. phir us ko ZOO ka khayal aaya hoga...


LADKA-Tute hue Dil se pyar karogi,Ya Dil tutne tak pyar karogi... LADKI-Tuti hui chappal se maar khayega,ya chappal tutne tak maar khayega...


dil dena kisi ek ko woh bhi kisi nek ko yeh dil koi eid ka shirkhurma nahi ki bato har ek ko


Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyo nahi, uth kar sabke saamne aate kyo nahi, msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai, thodi himmat karke NAHATE kyo nahi...


tumko dekha too.... tumkodekha to...... tumkodekha to yeh khayal aya .....pagaloon ki stock main naya maal aya ..!!!!!!!


Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana deter,Uski ek ada pe kai gazal bana dete...Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaan,Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete...


Prem to humein bhi karna tha par baat khas hui nahi, Taj Mahal to humein bhi banana tha par kambakth loan pass hui nahi.


terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.

Ai mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan, Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan kyounki.... Khuda meherbaan to Gadha PAHELWAAN.....


Thought 4 de day: ven ever i find d key 2 Success, Some1 changes d Lock...!!!


husn walon me mohabbat ki kami hoti hai,, Aur chahne walon ki taqdir buri hoti hai,, Yehi to hasinon ki aadat buri hai,, Mohabbat hai dil main baghal me churi hai


When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!


kabhi hosla bhi azmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana bhi chahiye, chahe kitni bhi thand pade hafte me ek baar to nahana chahiye


hamari tumahari dosti duniya ke liye ek mishl hai tumhe dekha to esa laga kya mal hai is mal ko pane ke liye bichaya jal hai par kambhakat collage ka akhiri sal hai


Pyaar karo to Ek se Karo, Ho sake to kisis nek se karo, Jab tak na mile Saccha Dildar, Kam se KAm Try to har Ek par Karo...!


Woh gori Hai uski zulf hai kaali,Woh Pari hai ya Pariyon ki rani.... Uski Har baat hai nirali,Par kya kare yaar woh Ladki kisi aur ne pata li....


Haath mein takat hai to Tajmahal ko hila kar dekh... Warna..Aa baith ke do peg whiskey maar aur Tajmahal ko hilta hua dekh...


Na o inkar karti hai na o ikrar karti hai,kambakt mere hi sapno me aake mere dost se pyr karti hai


ABHI TOH APP SE MILNE KI AAS HAI MAGAR KYA KAREN WATCH MAN SALA ZOO MEIN AANE NAHI DETHA.


Batoun mein jiski rawani nahi hai, Usay kabhi Jillat uthani nahi hai, Yeh chehray par jo tu dekhta hai, Woh powder hai nada Jawani nahi hai.


Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hoon, Dil mein gum rakhta hoon, pata tha aapka SMS aayega, Is liye DISPRIN sang rakhta hoon


One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.


Teri yaad mein main raat bhar peeta rahaa....fefde phat kar bahar aagye...main din bhar seeta rahaa


Rokdo mere janaze ko mujhme jaan aagaihai, piche mudke dekho saalo daruki dukaan aagai hai


Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, loves makes al things beautiful, smile makes all the above so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!


Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,Ladke bhi unke saath the..Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya...HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO....


Khyaal ko kisi ahat ki aas rehti hai,Nigaah ko kisi surat ki talaash rehti hai...Tere bina koi kami to nahi ae dost,Bas galiwali Jamadarni udas rehti hai....


Chaand ko gurur hai ki uske paas noor hai.To kya mujhe bhi gurur hai ki mere paas bhi SMS padhnewala langoor hai...hi!hi!hi!....


Aap kya jano hum kitna yad karthe hei. maano ya na mano har pal fariyaad karthe hei. roj kat likte hei cartoon network ko aap hi ko dikane ki maang karte hei


Sardar jee visit his chinese friend dying in hospital. the chinese friend just saidchin yu yan and dies. Sardar jee went china to fine the meaningof friends last words. U kanow wht it was????? U R STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE


Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana... Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana... Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana


Meri yehi dua hai aap kay liye ki aap hamesha hanstay raho,Muskratay,Khilkhilatay raho....Mujhe kya log tumhein Pagal kahen gay...


Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki.... Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !


Mistakes are not crime,If u can rectify those mistakes they are the key to success...For example GOD created U so what?Then he created Me....


A magic-om gilli gilli chu mantar kali kalantar abra ka dabra.. Noticed any change in u? No! tantrik theek kehta tha.Bandar par ye jadu nahin hota...?

If ever un ur life u feel sad and lonely and feel that u have lost everything,Ill come hold ur hand take u for a walk on a bridge and show u where to jump from....


Winter comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, But the person like you will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again....


Kitne haseen hai aap,khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo.... Aankhon mein chashma lagana hi kafi nahi,Gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo....


Count many star on the screen.... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ....Are Mamu subah ho gayi..Aaaila ab din mein bhi taare gin ne lage....Good Morning...


Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega....

Keep in touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32 your all teeth will be broken.


Our Dosti is Like PHILIPS-Pyara Sa Bandhan & Relationshipis like FEVICOL-Majboot Jod,& Our Love is Like BADA Thums UP-Sala Khatam Hi Nahi Hota.... .....


3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take mirror and just drop it.... 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . . .


Mere Mobile ka accident ho gaya hai.Dr NOKIA ne kaha hai ki bahut saare SMS chadane padege So please donate much more SMS,Its in ICU...


teri mohabbat ki roshni se dil to kya ghar bhi bhar aata hai.... Sochta hoo bijli katwa doo,kambhakt bill bahut aata hai....


Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo jo dil kahe vo rah chuno. Piche walo ko age nahi jane do & jo age hai use b age niklo. Tabhi acche DRIVER BANOGE.

Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....


Take a bowl...fill it with grapes,Put ur hand in it..Go in front of the mirror... U know what ull find???Langur ke haath mein angoor...


Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Aise Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai....


Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai.....


Aapke hi charche har gali mein hain,Har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hai.Ye koi chamtkar nahi,Time hi aisa hai...kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohaar hai...


Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya. Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein.


If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...


A begger came to me as:- Allah! ke naam pe kuch de de baba.I replied :- Mere paas paise nahi nahi hai,Yeh msg padnewale ko le ja.Begger:- Maine bheek maangi thi bhikhai nahi...


Yaad hai wo pal jab hum pehli baar mile they...Train ruki khidki khuli...Nazron se nazrein mili aur aap ne kaha Allah ke naam pe kuch de de baba....


Last night I dreamt that I was walking with GOD & I told him that I have a friend Like U ...he smiled & said,Beta! Yeh sab Pichle Janam Ke paap hain.


Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna.
har khushi koe teri taraf moor doon.tery leye chand tarey tak toor doon.khushiyun k darwazeytery ley khol doon..itna kafi hai ya doe char or jhoot bole doon


Sitaron ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga, jo na dekha kabhi wo sama hoga, uus jahan ke sare hasin nazaro ki kasam, aap sa kamina dost dusra kanha hoga..


Janaza agar unke dar se guzre to thodi der rukwa dena,
Hath uthe agar dua k liye to Chehre se kafan hata dena,
Vajah puche maut ki to VAT ka tension bata dena :-)


Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhar karne me thode dhile ho gaye
AUR UNKE HATH PEEL HO GAYE.

Industrian sari mere yaar kha gaye
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar kha gaye
Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating
banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye


Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat sanajhna.
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat samajhna.
Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha
Mera mat samajhna.


tusi bade hi great ho mantri ka hat ho ,kirno ki tarah bright ho ,rasgule ki plate ho jo bhi ho mere favourite ho


Gul gaye gulshan gaye, gul ke patte rah gaye, saare shayar mar gaye padhne wale rah gaye


Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche,
Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche,
khud khuda bhi bande se puchhe...
"Abe gadhe ab utrega kese".


tum aa gaye ho , noor aa gaya hai chalo teeno movie chalen

Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,tune kisi kabhijawabnahi diya;kahintere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?

Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Splash !

lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne yahan likhana mana hai.

woh sadak ke is paar thi hum sadak ke us par the kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi

Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko pani mila nahin, bakari neeche ootar aayee wah! wah! wah! wah!

Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai, Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai, Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai
This is the Very special. Before Marriage Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi milti

After Marriage takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi marti. Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Talia...... Talia.... Irshaad!!!

Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye

Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon

Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya Maine soncha mera dil aaya Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya

Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do

Industrian sari mere yaar khaa gaye Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar khaa gaye Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye

Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow

Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai

Terna hai to beach me aao, Kinaro pe kya rakha hai, Pyaar karna hai to bahon me aao, isharo me kya rakha hai.

Maine tujhe pyar kiya, Saraswati samajh kar Tere Baap ne mujhe pita, Agarbatti samajh kar

Yeh zulfain hain tumhari, ya resham ke jaal, Kitne khush-naseeb hain vo choohe Jin hon ne kutre tere baaal

Dil hai tera dariyaa....Aankhen hain teri Jheel So my darling ... What's The Big-Deal ??

Teri julf kya hai raat ka saaya hai Sar muda deeya to sawera ho jayega.

Chaand ki raton mei sara jahaan sota hai, Lekin teri yaadon mei koi badnasib rota hai.

Aasman se gira ek chaand ka tukda, Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra.

Dil Diya to, jaan bhi de dena, Magar yeh yaad rakhna, Kisiko dhoka mat dena.

Dilme yaado ki tarha, aankhon me aansu ki tarha, Tum mere paas ho, phoolo me khushbu ki tarha.

Apnon ne maara hai humko Gairon mein kahan tha dum Kashti bhi apni to doohi paani jahan tha kam.

Chupa chupake raat din aansu bahaana yaad hai, Humko ab tak, Aashiqui ka, Wo Zamaanaa yaad hai.

Humne kitni koshish ki unhe manane ki, Na Jaana Kaha se seekh li unhone Yeh Ada Zidd par add jaane ki.

Yeh Teri Bhi Aankhon Ka Qusur Hai Main Tanha Gunahgar To Nahi

Kafas Udas Hai yaaro, Subah Se Kuch To Kaho Kahin To Behr-E-Khuda Aaaj Zikr-E-Yaar Chale

Aaa Sikander-E-Hunar Aaazmayain Tu Teer Aaazmaaa, Hum Jigar Aaazmayain

Tu Is Tarah Se Mere Dil Main Shamil Hai Jahan Bhi Jaoon Lagta Hai Teri Mahfil Hai

Zindagi ek phool hai aur mohabbat us ka shehed Pyar Ek Dariya Hai, Aur Mehmoob uski sarhad

Yeh hawa ka koi jhonka nahi Teri yaadon ka ek samundar hai

Tum badle, jahan badla, badli nazar zamane ki Yeh Aansu char baqi rah gaye, nishani dil lagane ki

Teri aur meri nazar ka na kabhi bair ho Lo raah main takra gaye, allah khair ho

Dhoondhta Phirta Hoon Main Logon Main Shabahat Uski Ke Woh Khwabon Main Bhi Lagti Hai Khyalon Jaisi

Tere Aazad Bande Ki, Na Yeh Duniya Na Woh Duniya Yahan Jeene Ki Pabandi, Wahan Marne Ki Pabandi

Tu Aatish-E-Dozakh Se Darata Hai Jin hain Woh Aag Ko Pee Jate Hain Paani Kar Ke

Mujh Se Mut Pouch, Mere Dil Ki Kahani O Hum-Dum Is Main Kuch Parda-Nashinon Ke Bhi Naam Aate Hain

Mausam Hai Mausam, Khushbu Aapke Zulfon Ka Naam Mausam-E-Gul Hai, Aapke Baag Main Aa Jaane Ka Naam

Mujhe Is Baaat Ka Ghum Nahi Kay Badal Gayaa Zamaana Meri Zindagi To Sirph Tum Ho, Kahin Tum Na Badal Jaana

Zaruri To Nahi, Ke Batayain Labon Se Dastaan Apni Zabaan Ek Aur Bhi Hoti Hai Izhaar Ki

Jo Aala Zarf Hotey Hain, Woh Sar Kham Hi Rakhtey Hain Suraahi Khud Nagoon Ho Kar Bhara Karti Hai Paimaney

Manzil ko paane ke liye Saahil ko paar karna parta hai Mohabbat karne ke liye dil-o-jaan qurban karna parta hai...

Aadi bana kar lazzat-e-aazaar ne mujhey Gham ki khalish ko dil ki tamanna bana diya

Haath deewane ke de allah kuch aisi qalam , Aasman par likh ke jaoon hai unhi se pyaar hai

Huwi hum se ye nadani, kay teri mehfil mein aah bethay. Ho kay zameen ki khakh, aasman se dil laga bethay

Galat nahin key zamaney mein la jawaab hain hum Samajh sakey na koi woh kitaab hain hum

Na tum bewafa ho, na hum bewafa thay Magar kya karain apni rahain juda hain

Hai kuch baat mo-min jo chaa gaye khamoshi Kis bout ko de diya dil, kyon bout se ban gaye ho

Nahin lag sakta kabhi maikhane main taala Ek nahin..do nahin...Saara shahar hai peene waala

School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya, Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya, Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya, Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya

khuda apko khush rakhe....! khuda apko slamat rakhe...! khuda apki umar lambi kre...! khuda apko naukry de....! khuda apko chokri de....! seekh lia na,,, chal ab utha ktora or shoroo ho ja....

Raat bhar SMS kiya to Raat kat gayi,Raat bhar SMS kiya to Raat kat gayi,Subah balance dekha to waat lag gayi!!!!!

God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje mein bheja hi nahi bheja.


SARDAR KE PEECHE KUTTA PADA, WOH PARESHAAN HOKE SOCHNE LAGA, SALA!! CARD THO AIRTEL KA DALWAYA THA, THO PHIR NETWORK HUTCH KA KYUN AA RAHA HAI!!??


apne dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,., Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,., dost kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,., sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah.,.,


COMPUTER YUG ME BANDRO NE BAHUT TARAKI KARLI HAI, ABHI DEKHNA EK NIRALA BANDER HATH ME MOBILE PAKAD KAR KITNE MAST ANDAJ SE SMS PAD RAHA HAI


UNKI GALI SE MERA JANAZA NIKLA WO NA NIKLE JINKE LIYE JANAZA NIKLA, UNKA GHAR AAYA TO MERE DOST SITI BAJANE LAGE RAKHKE MERA JANAZA KAMINE USKO PATANE LAGE.


Tum meri zindagee men es tarah samai ho, jaise bajre ke khet me koi bhais ghus aai ho

Hum itne sweet nahi, ki diabeties hojaye! na itne salty ki, B.P. badha jaye!! na itane testy ki maza aajaye, Par itne Kadwe bhi nahi ki Yad na aye!!!!


Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

maina tujhe chaha apna samajh ke, tera baap ne mujhe petta dholak samajh ke.


phool ko mat toro kanta lag jaye ga, larki ko mat chero chanta lag jaye ga

Khuda kisiko kisi pe fida na kare, kare to qayamat tak juda na kare, mana ke koi marta nahi judai mein lekin jee bhi nahi pata tanhai mein.


pooja-ek ajib sa dilme hulchul he kyun,ye anjanasa dard he kyun,na koi ehshas na arzoo he koi, phir bhi aaj kisi ka intzar he kyun.

Teacher:make a sentence in which 1word reapets 4times... Santa: Lara Dutta married Brian Lara & she became Lara Lara...

zindagi me shaddi karna bahut zarruri hai.. puchoon kyun.. ? ? ? ? kyunki zindagi me khushiya hi sab kuch nahin hoti


koi patthar na mare mere is deewane ko, koi patthar na mare mere is deewane ko, are BOMB ka jamana hai uda do sale ko.


Hum dua karte hain khuda se, Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas, Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye


twinkle twinkle little star...u should know what u r...and once u know what u r...mental hospital is not so far...


Arz kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...Gaur farmaiye...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se... Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se....


QAYAMAT K DIN JAB FARISHTOON NE SUB SE KAHA K APNEY APNEY GUNAH PAPER PER LIKHO, TU JAB SUB NE APNEY GUNAH LIKH LIEY TU ACHANAK TUMHARI AWAZ AAYI ............., Supliment Plz


dil mein basi hai yaad teri, aankhon mein basi hai tasweer teri , jab bhi aati hai yaad teri , dekh lete hai TOM and JERRY


Ill ask a que U should answer only by saying yes or no.Here is the que... Do ur parents know that u r a mental patient???


Haathi nay kaha jakar Hathni ki qabar par, Sadqay jaoon tumhari Patli Kamar par.


Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.


Khud ko kar buland itnaa.. Ke Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche.. aur khuda tumse puche.. Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise


Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.


Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U

why do monkeys love banana.... - oops i am so sorry ........ - thats your personal matter!


I read in d newsppr dat sendin msgs 2 frnds causes radiation dat cause cancer. So,aaj se band! I hv decided 2 stop. . . .> reading newspaper Yaar?


KABHI AARMAAN DIL MEIN MAT RAKHNA, JAB YAAD HUMARI AAYE TO MILNE KI DOOWA KARNA, AUR NKUCH BHI KARNA SAKO TO BUS YUNHI KHUDA KO PERESHAN KARNA


I have a confession 2 make,Ever since i have known U its kinda hard for me to 4getU.Every time u appear in my Dreamz,nI find myself shouting BHOOT BHOOT !!!


I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!


Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai. Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain


Earth may stop Rotating, Birds may stop Flying, Candles may stop Melting, Fishes may stop Swimming, Heart may stop Beating, But your Brain will never start working!

U r very special 4 me... U should b safe always... U should b safe my dear... I cant b wid u all time.... so pls b careful wenever u jump from tree 2 tree... (From: Nitin, Mumbai)

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a Country, BUT just ONE man 2 make a Happy HOME! Lets thaNks to Our Ramu.

Good Time Bad Time Day Time Work Time Off Time Night Time Happy Time Sad Time Sleep Time KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai...

Dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya hua, thoda tum chalo,thoda hum chalenge, fir............................... rickshaw Kar lenge.


Our friendship has come a long way. When u laugh, i laughed.When u cry, i cried & when u jump down the window,i will go to the window. Look down & laugh again....... ha ha ha

jah dosti vaha pyar, jaha pyar vaha ishq, jaha ishq, vaha mohabbat, jaha mohabbat vaha judai, jaha judai vaha dard, jaha dard vaha MOOV laga lena.


Are O SAMBHA, Mere Kitne SMS mile? Bahut sare, Aur tumne kitne Bheje? Ek Bhi Nahi! Haak thu Dhikkar hai. Ab tak bahut SMS khaye Ab Goli kha DiCHOUN.


Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.


One day a man caught a pickpocket redhaned and ask the pickpockter, are you not a shame to pick my pocket , The pickpockter said you should be shamed is you dont have even a rupee in your pocket.


A Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years, but a Girl makes him Stupid in 2 minutes.


palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,aasani se nahi mile ho tum National zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe!!


ur SMILE can be compared to a FLOWER,ur VOICE to a CUCKOO,ur INNOCENCE to a CHILD.but in STUPIDITY u hv no COMPARISION u r the best!!!!!!

Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna AASHIQ BANAYA Phir Usne CHOCOLATE Main ZEHER Milakar Uska MURDER Karvaya.Girlfriend Ne UskeAKSARKhwaab Me Aakar Kaha TUM SA NAHI DEKHA To Imraan Hashmi Ne Kaha Is KALYUG Me JAWANI DIWANI Hai.


kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai, Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai , aur maango to inkaar karte hain


Sardar ke peeche Kutta pada, Woh pareshaan hoke sochne laga, Sala!! Card tho Airtel ka dalwaya tha, tho phir Network Hutch ka kyun aa raha hai!!??


Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!


Someday u may lose ur hair. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks. coz u cant lose wot u dont have!


share sunata hoo... jara goor say soniya mujhe sher nahee aata kisi aur say soniya


Jindagi me agar koi bada kam karnaho to Hathi pe chad jao, shirshasan karo, apni ek tasvir khichwao aur duniya ko woh tasvir ulti karke dikhao then u r great

wat did computer think wen u sit front of it?he think that:INTEL INSIDE,IDIOT OUTSIDE.


SURD: Excuse me sir, what time is it? MAN: Its 3:15. SURD: (puzzled look on his face) You know, its the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer.


NEEND ATI HAI RATOO MAI,KUWAB MAI EK LADKI AATI HAI.PHIR LADKI KE PICHE USKA BAAP AATA HAI ,PHIR NA NEEND AATI HAI NA KHWAB AATA HAI


ARZ HAI..JO DIL ME DARD DE USE DILDAR KEHTE HAI;GAUR FARMAYIGA. JO DIL ME DARD DE USE DILDAR OR; JO SAR ME DARD DE USE SARDAR KEHTE HAI


Us ne mere dil me jagah banali,Maine bhi uski tasvir apne dil me sajali.... Woh mujhse aise hi ruth gaye,Phir maine bhi uski dusri behan fasaali....


Santa went to ATM. Banta told i saw ur password. Banta : It is **** Santa : Ha.Ha. ur wrong it is 6578. Bolo Tara rara.....


If engineers start making films, the names will be: current ho na ho, jaanam supplykaro, aa ab B.Tech karen, Kabhi A.C. Kabhi D.C, Hamari IC apke pas hai, fuse lagaya to darna kya, engineer no.1, engineering koi khel nahi, input wale output le jayenge, Maine engineering kyu kiya..!!

When i was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there. When i was unhappy you were there. Now i have understood ji sare fasad ki jad tu hai..

ek aishwaarya thi deewani si shahrukh pe wo marti thi, najre jhukake,sharma ke hritik ki galiyo se gujarti thi, chori chori salman ko chittiya likha karti thi kuch kahena tha shayad ajay se par na jane kis se darti thi jab bhi milti thi vivek se hamesha pucha karti thi imran kaisa hai

Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad; Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez check karta hoon main Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad


Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar .....Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhaar


wat do I do wen ic some1 extremely Gorgouz, Attractive,Terrific, Cute...I Stare,I smile n when I get tired..I put down da mirror!

Ram ne Dhanush Toda, Sita Daud Ke Aayi. Kishan Ne Bansuri Bajayi, Aur Radha Bhag ke chali Aayi. Aur Humne sirf Siti Mari, Sali Baap ko Le Aayi.


makan malik: 500 rupaye mahine ka kiraya hoga! kirayedar:thik hai; par apke makan me bahut chuhe daud rahe hai... Makan malik: to 500 rupaye me kya bipasha basu nachegi?


interviewer: where r u born Sardarji: punjab Interviewer : which part? Sardarji : kya which part whole body was born in punjab


Tumhe Dekh Kar Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Pahle Bandar Tha! Dekho Gussa mat Hona Warana Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Aaj Bhi Bandar hai!


Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho... Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...Good Morning...


U r a GENIUS.... Ur Brain is a MASTER PIECE. It is Devided in two parts... LEFT & RIGHT In the LEFT nothing is RIGHT... & In the RIGHT nothing is LEFT.


khidakise dekha raste pe koi nahi tha, khidakise dekha raste pe koi nahi tha, raste pe jakar dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha


Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!


Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..


Be Pana Pyar Hai Aja Tera Intezar Hai Ajaa !! Arey Arey .. ... ... Ye Mein Nahi Keh Raha !! ... ... Balke ZOO Se Monkey Ki Faryad Hai .. HaHaHa


A SARDAR WENT 2 RADIO SHOP AND START SHOUTING KAMINO MAINE PHILIPS KA RADIO MAANGA THA AUR ISKO ON KIYA TO YEH BOLTA HAI YEH ALL INDIA RADIO HAI...


jo ek baar tu haan karde, main char paanch aur patadoonge, tum ko main pehli kahoon aur sab ko kahoon aaqri.


Ishara to madad ka kar raha tha doobne wala.... Magar yara sahil ne usse Salaam-e-Alwida samjha....

Kabhi honsla bhi aazma lena chahiye,Bure waqt mein muskara lena chahiye... Jab 7 din mein bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye...


I l I lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said People should LOVE animals


PATTE GIR SAKTE HAIN PED NAHI,SURAJ DOOB SAKTA HAIN ASMAAN NAHI,DHARTI SOOKH SAKTHI HAI DARIYA NAHI,DUNIYA SUDHAR SAKTI HAI PAR AAP NAHI


apki yaad mein yeh dil tadapta raha ,apki ek jhalak ko yeh dil machalta raha, pheche mudkar dekha toh ALLOUT chalu tha..


College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai, Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai, Nitis ki jagah luvmail hoat hai, Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai.....


Hum Baar Baar Tere Dar pe Aayenge... Hum Baar Baar Tere Dar Pe AAyenge ... Ghanti Bajaynge aur Bhaag Jaayenge


Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi joshh ke sath ! Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shhor ke sath ! Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath ! Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !


Andheri sadak, sunsan kabristan, sooni haveli, kala asmaan, rat hogai soja shaitan..


A Sardar learning english introduces his family at a party. Hi I am a Sardar. This is my sardarni . He is my Kid and she is my Kidney.


Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha...... Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !


Pyar Means- P-Phone Karna Y-Yaad Karna A-Azadi Khona R-Rote rehna ki phone kab ayega..


Chaand raaat ko sabhi dekhain, hilaal-e-eid ko Ik hamara hi naseeba hadiyan turva gaay Hum the chaand ke nazaare main khoye hue Bus achanak chand ka abba wahan pe aa gaya..............


wafa tumme hai, to bewafa hum bhi nahi haya tumme hai, to behaya hum bhi nahi pyar ke aakhri mod par aakar kehte ho ki hum shaadi-shuda hai, par jaate-jaate sunte jao ke kuware hum bhi nahin.............


Star + Moon = romanticNight Bird + Sky = Luvly Day Forest + Animal = Refreshing U + Ur Smile = BHAAGO BHUT AAYA


Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua


Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ?? hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.


Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi, Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi! Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo; Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!


tuhaar chehraa moti samaan .. tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!


mein ne use chaha had se jyada usne mujhe bandha rakhi ka dhaga

When i fall i need ur hand 2 hold me, when i win i need ur hand 2 pat me, when i lose i need ur hand 2 console me, In short.... YE HAATH MUJHE DE DE, THAKUR!

Aapki smile ne sara jahan hila diya,Aapki smile na sara jahan hila diya...Coma sa jage mariz ko dara ko phir se sula diya....


Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!


Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede... Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede... Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle3 dega Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika free dega


Baithe tere khayalon mein,Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam...Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam...Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam...


Twinkle-Twinkle lazy star Kitna soyega uthja yaar, up above the world so high, sun has risen in the sky, uthke jaldi pee le _chai, then call me up and say HI


When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....


Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...


Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....


If any beautiful girl calls u BHAI ...!!!Then ..dont take tension..bcoz full form of BHAI is BEST HUSBAND AMONG INDIANS...so just go ahead....


Jab tum aaine ke pass aate ho,to aaina kehta hai,”Beautiful Beautiful.”jab tum door jate ho to aaina kehta hai Aprilfool Aprilfool!!

AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFUL HAI, SMART HAI, CHARMI HAI TO KUTTA PALIYE…SAAP PALIYE..SHER PALIYE MAGAR GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE.

12 Sardar 12 Car mein,12 baj ke 12 min 12 sec pe 12vi gali mein 12ve cinema hall mein kaunsi film dekhne gaye?Yeh waqt hamara hai....


Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha


Jaise lohe ko loha kaatta hai,zehar ko zehar kaat ta hai, Heere ko keera kaat ta hai,Waise hiee ek din tumko kutta katega....

Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,Mujh se bhi acche yaar milen. Rakhi ko teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi bandhe,Aur tujhe zindagi bhar us se behan ka pyar mile...


Life is difficult,Full of trials,Pain & Sorrow.But if U fall down,Just stand up straight Be confident & ask...abbe dhakka kisne maara be....

Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho.Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley javein,Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho


Mujh mein aur George Bush mein kya similarity hai? Nahi pata?So simple Woh mere ghar nahi aata,Main uske ghar nahi jaata.Attitude problem u see...


larste huai haaton see usne meri kaliyon ko u chuwa !,mano uski har saas keh rahi hoo bhai saahab time kya hua


woo bhi kia din thye jab lagtey thye hasino kae gallye, ye baat tub ki ha jab hum thye doo baras kae..


Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye ,Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye.Taj na banaiye costly padega Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye...


Muskurajat tumhi se milit hai, dard ki rahat tumhi se milti hai, roothna kabhi mat humse ye jaanam, humhe jene ki chahat tumhi se milti hai


Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi, jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi, bhiga main phir bhee teri yaad ayi, ab nahin raha jata, CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI...


Ghunghat nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.Sangeet ka
tarana hua,Shamaa ka parwana hua,Masti ka Mastana hua,Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua...


Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai,
Ab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,
Aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna,
MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!


Jisko dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi,
Jisko pyar kiya woh Paris chali gayi,
Dil ne kaha khudkhushi kar le,
Plug mein ungli daali to bijli chali gayi.


Botal chhupa do kafan mein, kabar mein piya karunga,
jab mangega hisab khuda to peg bana ke diya karunga


Ek ladki thi dewani si. Mob lekar chalti thi, nazre jhukake, mob mein kuch karti thi. Jab bhi milti thi mujhse, yehi pucha karti thi... Ye chalu kaise hota hai?


Din mein diya jalane se kya,
Raat mein diya bujhane se kya,
e shahjahan tujhe mumtaz nahi mil sakti,
Kabr par taj mahal banane se kya.


Chand par kaali ghata chati to hogi, sitaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi, tum lakh chupao duniya se , magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal par hansi aati to hogi.


Gum woh cheez hai. Gum woh cheez hai. Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai.

Woh chham chham karke aayee Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.

Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel? Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel? So? What's the big deal?

TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI.

Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Lifeboy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan wah! wah! wah! wah!

Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Sin theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta wah! wah! wah! wah!

ladka bola : kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki boli: Bewkoof, Yeh sochana bhi paap hoga, kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga. Irshaad! Irshaad!

Apple Kat ta hoon knife se, Paani peeta hoon pipe se, Kya zamana aaa gaya, Joote khata hoon wife se.

Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge

Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali

Maine tujhe dekha Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

Katchi Kali Katchnar Ki, Katcha Na Samjhna Lar Jaoonga Tere Baap Se Batcha Na Samajhna

(you will enjoy this one if you remember the "Soldier" movie's title song) Soldier Soldier.....pressure cooker khol kar Sabzi meri uraa le gaya

Aandhi aati hai, tufaaan chale jaate hain Yaade rah jaati hai, insaan chale jaate hain

Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai (another version)

Janaza Mera Nikla, Duniya Dekh Ne Nikli Magar Woh Zalim Na Nikli, Jiske Liye Mera Janaza Nikla

Teri Beauty Ne Mujko Appeal Kiya, Dusri Ko Reject Kiya, Aur Tisri Ko Select Kiya.

Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon

Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon

Tere ishk me janam kya se kya haal ho gaya Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahay jamana ho gaya.

Phool Khilte Hain, Khil Kar bikhar jate Hain, Phool Khilte Hain, Khil Kar bikhar jate Hain, Yaade to dil me rehti hai, Dost mil kar bichad Jate Hain!

Na jina mila na marna mila, Mila to teri yaad me tarapna mila.

Khile hai gul yaha, khilke bikherne ko, Milte hai dil yaha, milke bicharne ko.

Khuda kisiko kisiki Muhabbat pe fida na kare, Agar kare to zindagi bhar judaa na kare.

Na teer, na talvaar se ghayal hue hum... Teri sirf ik nazaar se, ilzaam, Shaayar hue hum... Huwi hum se ye nadani, kay teri mehfil mein aah bethay. Ho kay zameen ki khakh, aasman se dil laga bethay.

Jinki yaad hai dil me nishaani ki tarah Woh to bhool gaye hume kahani ki tarah.

Shaam Hote Hi Chiragon Ko Bujha Deta Hoon Yeh Dil Hi Kaafi Hai Teri Yaad Main Jalne Ke Liye

In Hi Patharon Pe Chal Ke, Aaa Sako To Aao Hamaare Ghar Ke Raste Koi Kahkashan Nahi

Jo Saaz Se Nikli Hai, Woh Sada Sab Ne Suni Hai Jo Saaz Pe Guzri Hai, Woh Kis Dil Ko Khabar Hai

Satchaye Chup Nahi Sakti, Banawti Usulon Se Khushbu Aa Nahi Sakti, Kagaz Ke Phoolon Se

In Main Moti Hai Ke Pathar, Kise Khabar Dil To Samundaron Se Bhi Gahra Hai Dosto

Raste Main Gire Hain Phool, Uthata Hai Koi Koi Muhabbat Karte Hain Sabhi, Nibhata Hai Koi Koi

Mujhe bhulna bhi chaho to bhula na sako ge Main to palkon pe thahar jaoon ga, aaansoon ki tarah

Nahin lag sakta kabhi maikhane main taala Ek nahin..do nahin...Saara shahar hai peene waala

Galat nahi ke zamane main lajawaab hain hum Samajh sake na koi, woh kitaab hai hum

Ek Naam Kya Likha Tera Saahil Ki Rait Par Phir Umar Bhar Hawa Se Meri Dushmani Rahi

Pyar main jadoo bhi kya maza hai Lagta hai ke ek khubsurat saza hai

Tapish Suraj Ki Hoti Hai, Jalna Zameen Ko Parta Hai Qusur Aankhon Ka Hota Hai, Tarapna Dil Ko Parta Hai

Jab Kishti Sabit Salim Thee, Sahil Ki Tamanna Kis Ko Thi Ab Aise Shikasta Kishti Main Sahil Ki Tamanna Kaun Karey

In Udaas Muskurahaton Ke Peeche, Ghum Ke Railay Hain Ab Tumhain Kya Batayain, Ke Tum Bin Kitne Akele Hain

Tasalli Ho Jayegi, Zara Itna To Bata Do Tumhe Bhi Hitchkiyan Aati hain Jab Hum Yad Karte Hain

Phool Khilna Chahta Hai, Kali Khilne Nahin Deti Dil Milnaa Chahtaa Hai, Kismat Milne Nahin Deti

Maana ke aapke nazaron main kuch nahin hain hum Magar unse jakar puchiye jin-hain hasil nahi hain hum

Duniya bhar ki khushiyan hamare saath chali Qadam mila ke jo hamare saath aap chali...

Khuda kisi ko kis par fidaa na kare, Agar kare to Qyamat tak judaa na kare

Mujh se achhe to hai.n teri rah ke pathhar sanam, Roz dikhati ho jinhe aate huye jaate huye

Jinki yaad hai dil me nishaani ki tarah Woh to bhool gaye hume kahani ki tarah.

Dil mein tumharey pyaar key jaltey to hain chirag Mana key in ki roshni tum par ayaan nahi


Mohabbat kar ke dekhi to, mohabbat ko pehchana hai Wafa bus naam ki hai, be-wafaai ka fasana hai

Maana ke aapke nazron main kuch nahin hain hum Magar unse jaakar poochiye .. jinhe haasil nahin hain hum

maine tumhe dil diya dildar samajh ke, tumne mere dil ko kha geya kya badam samajh ke.
















FRIENDSHIP QUOTES ;----
                                                                 
                                                               FRIENDS FOR LIFE

Everyone always tells their friends they'll be 'Friends forever,' but HOW OFTEN does
that last? You might be best friends one year, pretty good friends the next year, don't
talk that often the next year, and don't want to talk at all the year after that.
So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to
me and you have made a difference in my life, I look up to you, respect you, and truly
cherish you.
Forward this to all your friends, NO MATTER HOW OFTEN YOU TALK, or HOW CLOSE YOU
ARE, AND SEND IT TO THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU.
Let old friends KNOW YOU HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN them, and all tell new friends you NEVER
WILL.  Remember, everyone needs a friend. Someday you might feel like you have no
friends at all, just REMEMBER THIS E-MAIL and take comfort in knowing somebody out
there cares about you and always will..........

Woke up with tears in my eyes I keep on wondering why?
And I realize.... that's beause I'm missing anic and true frieend like you.........




Ï dont expect to be the most important person in your life, that is too much to ask. What would make me happy is one day if anywhere you hear my name, just smile and say Hey...Thats my friend!!!


Life is like Chemistry: DILUTE ur sorrows. EVAPORATE ur worries. FILTER ur happiness. And u will find CRYSTALS of love and friendship....... I found u!!!


im happy u know why?coz im lucky,u knw why?coz GOD loves me,he sent a good frnd to me u know WHO?DEFINiTELY U ..............


sikve bhi honge hmse shikayte bhi hongi hmse,par dosto se qila nahi karte,ache nahi bure sahi par hum jaise dost aasani se mila nahi karte...

ai dost tu hans ke kuch bhe mangle sab ter ahi,tera har ansoo har gham ab mera hai, meri har khushe har hanse pe tu muskura sake itna ikhtiyaar mujhpe tera hai,apni zindage ke kuch lamhon ko samet kar bata unme kaun sa hissa mera hai faisla na kar paana to khamosh reh jaana bas teri dosti ka ehsaas he sunehara hai....


Time is too slow 4 those who wait,too swift 4those who fear ,too long 4thosewho greive ,too short 4 those rejoice.but 4 those who ve true frnd time is eternity


Khuda se karni kuch faryad baaki hein,
hamein unse kehni kuch baat baki hein,
Maut aaayegi to kahenge, RUK mere friend se abhi MULAKAT baaki hai..


Nice frnds are like d wind.
U will never c them, But U will feel their presence...
U r my precious wind...


ret ki zarurat har registan ko hoti hai Sitaron ki zarurat har aasman ko hoti hai Aap hamey bhool mat jaana kyunki sachche DOST ki zarurat har insaan ko hoti hai..


sitting in the loo,thinking about u..i m pasin u dis msg2 u so dat even u knw wat i feel 4 u.Friend, life is shit widout u


Friendship is not an exam to pass or fail,Friendship is not a competition to win or lose.It is Feeling in which u care for someone more than urself......


Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art.... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that gives value to survival.


One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!


Aapki Khushi se nahi gham se bhi risha hai mera, Yeh jo aapki zindagi hi woh ek hissa hi mera, Ae dost apse lafzo ka nahi, Dil se rishta hai mera.


Kashtiyan doob jaati hain uthle hue samander mein,Dosti rang laati hai tute hue waqt mein...Milta nahi nadion ka kinara,Par salamat rahe dostana hamara....


when GOD saw u hungry, HE created food! He saw u thirsty, HE created water! GOD saw u in dark, HE created light! He saw u without a cute friend, HE created ME!!


Hamari mehfil ko fasana mil gaya,Hamari ghazlon ko afsana mil gaya...Aapki dosti aisi mili dost,Jaise Khuda ki taraf se koi nazarana mil gaya...


Teri dosti me ek nasha hai,Tabhi to yeh duniya hamse khafa hai...Na karo hamse itni dosti,Ki dil hi puche bata teri dhadkan kaha hai...

Care for the one who shares with u,Share with the one who knows u... Know the one who misses u,Miss the one who hope the best for u...


Hum dosti ka farz yu hi nibhate rahenge,Waqt be waqt aapko satate rahenge... Dua karo ki umar lambi ho hamari.Warna yaad bankar aapko rulate rahenge...

Har tarah ke shikwe ko seh leta hoon,Zindagi ko yu hi jee leta hoon..Mila leta hoon jin se dosti ka haath,Un haatho se zahar bhi pi leta hoon...


Masti aankho me hoti hai sharrab me nahi,Bhakti sharddha me hoti hai mandir me nahi..... Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai,SMS padhne se nahi....


Gadha jo khaye wo ghas ho tum, buddhe ka chywanprash ho tum, idiot, stupid, bakwas ho tum, par jo bhi ho yar dost jhakkas ho tum.


Kaun kehta hai judai hogi,Yeh afwah kisi dushman ne udai hogi... Shaan se rahenge dil mein tere,Itni to jagah humne banai hogi..


Friendship happens inside the heart,Silent Unwritten Unbreakable by distance.. Unchangeable by time Once a friend always a friend..

People say friends are made in heaven & they come in ur life,But I made my friend in this world & made my life a Heaven...


Suna hai asar hota hai baaton mein,Aap bhi bhul jaoge do chaar mulakaton mein.. Humse bachkar kaha jaoge,Aapki dosti ki lakeer hai in haathon mein..


sometimes i feel... is friendship worth fighting for?? then i recall your face. and you know what?? i am ready for a war!!!


NUMERIC VALUE OF L+O+V+E = 54 BUT NUMERIC VALUE OF F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P IS = 108. 54 + 54 = 108. SO LOVE + LOVE = FRIENDSHIP.SO FRIENDSHIP IS TWO TIMES GREATER THAN LOVE.........


Pyar Karnewaloki ki kismat kharab hoti hai. har waqt inteha ki ghadi sath hoti hai. waqt mile to risto ki kitab khol ke dekh lena, Dosti har ristese lajwab hoti hai.


Mulakaat maut ki mehmaan ho gayi hai... Nazar ki duniya veeraan ho gayi hai.... Ab meri saans bhi meri nahin rahi.... Ye Zindagi aapki dosti par kurbaan ho gayi hai...


Koi aisa DOST banaya jaye, Jiske Aasuon ko palko meinchupaya jaye, Rahe uska mera Rishta kuch aisa, Ki agar woh rahe udas to humse bhi na muskuraya jaye.


Jo tu chahe vo tera ho, Roshan raatein aur khoobsurat savera ho, Jari rahe hamari dosti ka ye silsila, Kaamyaab har manzil par dost mera ho.


A flowers without freshness A butterfly without Colors Sky without stars at night All r so incomplete N unreal Just as my gud times N our Friendship Is Incomplete Without u


Is Dil ki hai 1 Condition, Jisme nahin kisi ko Permission, Sirf aap jaise dost ko hai Admission, Vo bhi bina Donation, Just maintain good Relation


Friendship is a SIM which has no activation charges, Free Incoming & Outgoing with roaming all over the World & its validity NEVER ENDS


Daulat Aur Sohrat sabke Pas Hai, Khushiya Aur Ghum Sabke Naseeb Mein Hai, Pyar Aur Nafrat Sabke Dil Mein Hai, PAr Khush-naseeb Hai Hum, Jo Tum Jaisa Dost Hamare Pas hai.!


1 Advice: TAKE CARE, 1Request: DONT CHANGE, 1 Wish: DONT FORGET ME, 1 Lie: I HATE U, 1Truth: I MISS U, 1hope: WE WILL ALWAYS B GOOD FRIENDS!


True Friend is one who Steps-In when world Steps-Out...


sometimes ur luck is not with u,smtimes ur expectations r fail,just go and say to ur friend & pray to god he will make ur badluck in to gudluck.because god always loves u.


The making of friends who are real friends, is the best token we have of a mans success in life.There is nothing better than the encouragement of a good friend.


If ur friendship be money, Ill be richest man alive. If ur friendship be pounds, ill be heaviest man alive. If ur friendship be love, Ill be luckiest man alive. But ur friendship is trust and i am happiest man alive.


There is no gift more precious taht life could ever send, Than the happiness of having and sharing friendship with A friend like Y(._.)U


Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain.Its not something U learn in school. But if havent learned the meaning of Friendship,U haven;t learned anything....


Dard se dosti ho gai dosto...Zindagi bedard ho gai dosto.. To kya hua jo jal gaya mera aashiyana...Dur tak roshni to ho gai dosto..


Dosti ki andekhi surat ho aap..Kisi ki zindagi ki jarurat ho aap...Khubsurat to phool bhi bahut hai,,,par mere liye phulo se bhi jyada khubsurat ho aap...


Friendship open many doors, Each with a different view. But none could have a more beautiful view than the door that leads 2 u!!


Friendship is big like UNIVERS,Deep like OCEAN,High like SKY,Strong like ROCK,Kind like MOTHER,Cute like ME and sweet like U....


Meri dosti ka hisaab jo lagaoge,To meri dosti ko behisaab paoge... Paani ke bulbule si hai meri dosti,Zara si thes lagi to dhundhte reh jaoge....


Is hawa mein khushbu hai tumhari,Is chand ki roshni mein surat hai tumhari.... Is dil se jo mar kar bhi juda na ho sake,Woh dosti hai tumhari....


Ret ki zarurat har registan ko hoti hai Sitaron ki zarurat har aasman ko hoti hai Aap hame bhul mat jaana kyunki sachche dost ki zarurat har insaan ko hoti hai.


Nishane pe jo lag jaaye, usse kehte hai teer. Dil mei jo uttar jaaye, usse kehte hai tasveer. Aap jaise dosto ka saath mil jaaye, usse kehte hai taqdeer!


A smile is a sign of joy A hug is a sign of love A laugh is a sign of happiness and a friend like me..... Well thats a sign of DAMN GOOD TASTE!


Dil mein kuch nahi aaj dard k siba Ankhon me kuch nahi teri yaad k siba.Dost tu mera saath mat chodna zindagi me kuch nahi bacha teri dosti k siba


I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!


khuda se koi baat anjan nahi hoti kisi ki bandagi badnam nahi hoti kabhi to manga hoga aapne ek dost warna uhi aapse pahchan nahi hoti.


Today I caught myself smiling for no reason,
Then I realised I was thinking of u,
Smile on my face is a reflection of your friendship,


I kept your name in my Journal and posted u in the Ledger of my Heart,
U will b classified an asset bcos ur market value as a Friend never depreciates...


Hawa ke chalne se patte sarsarate hai, khamosh sannate bhi kuch keh jaate hai, hum dosti karte nahi har kisi se, jis se karte hai dil se nibhate hai..!


The seven magical colors of Joy,affection,Sorrow,Love,Care,Trust & Helping combines to form a colorful rainbow known as.....FrIeNdShIp...

make a heart which nvr breaks, make a smile which nvr hurts, make a touch which nvr pains & make a friendship which never end..


what is friendship? you fight about the smallest things in life when u r together,and miss those very small things when u r torn apart by time...


There are 3 Chambers in my HEART. 1 for PAPA,1 for MAA, 1 for GOD. oh! wat about u dear? Sorry no place for u in my heart........ bcoz frendz like u are my heartbeat..! (From: Pallavi)


Yaad karte rain yaaron ko, yaadon se dil bhar aata hai, kabhi saath jiya karte thesab, aaj milne ko dil taras jata hai


Vishwas ki ek dori hai dosti,Betab dil ki mazburi hai dosti...Na mano to kuch nahi,Aur mano to Khuda ki bhi kamzori hai dosti...


Dosti ke mayne hamse kya puchte ho,Hum abhi in baato se anjaan hain...Bus ek gujarish hai ke bhool na jana hame,Kyonki aapki dosti hi hamari jaan hai..


frndship is like supreme yehi to hai wo apna pan frendship is like paktel kiun k dil to aik hai frnship is like pepsi ye dil mange more frndship is like noras aik baar azmaish or baar baar farmaish


Life is a railway station in which love is a train,Itll come & go at any time...But friendship is the track itll be forever..


Friendship is like needle of a clock,Though we are in same clock but we cant meet . Even if we meet its only for a sec,But we always stay connected...Good Morning...


When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer,When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer... When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life,U call it takdeer :-).....


Aapki dosti ke ek nazar chahiye,Dil hai beghar use ek ghar chahiye...Bas yu hi saath chalte raho ae dost,Yeh Dosti hume umar bhar chahiye...


Dhalti shaam ka khula ehsaas hai,Mere dil mein teri jagah kuch khaas hai...Tu nahi hai maloom hai mujhe,Par dil kehta hai ae dost tu yahi mere paas hai...


Pyar ka naam suna hai magar pyar kya hai yeh mujhko nahi khabar ...Pyar to hai do dilo ka karwan aur dosti hai zindagi ka bahut lamba safar....


Friends r like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold u up, sometimes u lean on them. But sometimes, its enough to know theyre just standing by.


Kisi fakir ka kabhi aitbar mat karna,Dosti ki hado ko kabhi paar mat karna... Kho doge use hamesha ke liye,Jo achchha lage use kabhi pyar mat karna...


Sawaal paani ka nahi,Pyaas ka hai... Sawaal maut ka nahi,Saans ka hai.. Dost to duniya mein bahut hain magar,Sawaal dosti ka nahi vishwas ka hai...


A friend is one who sees ur first drop of tear,Catches the second,Stops the third & turns the fourth into a Smile!!!Keep Smiling.....

titanic was an impressive ship... but it sank, but the most strong ship is our friendship ans i wont ever let it sink!!!!

har duan kabul nahi hoti har aarzoo poori nahi hoti jinke dil me aap jaisa dost rehta hon unke liyen dhadkane bhi jarrori nahi hoti


DOSTI KARO TO DHOKA MAT DENA...DOSTON KO AANSUON KA TOHFA MAT DENA...DIL SE ROYE KOI TUMHE YAAD KARAKE...AISA KISIKO MAUKA MAT DENA...!


Friendship is big like UNIVERS,Deep like OCEAN,High like SKY,Strong like ROCK,Kind like MOTHER,Cute like ME and sweet like U....


Koi aisa DOST banaya jaye, Jiske Aasuon ko palko meinchupaya jaye, Rahe uska mera Rishta kuch aisa, Ki agar woh rahe udas to humse bhi na muskuraya jaye.


www.friendship.com Log On... Searching... Searching... Searching... Searching... #Found... Loading... ||||| 10% ||||||||| 30% ||||||||||||||| 60% |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 100% U have been successfully Loaded.... Into my HEARTDISK as My Sweet Friend

A friend is 1 who Cs ur 1st drop of tears, Catches de 2nd Stop de 3rd & turn de 4th into a Smile! So dear i wish u Kip Smiling!


Heartbeats R Countless Spirits R Ageless Dreams R Endless Memories R Timeless A frnd like U... P R I C E L E S S.


Luv is UN-STOPPABLE, Luv is UN-IMAGINABLE, Luv is EMOTIONAL, Luv is DESTINY, Luv is JOY, BUT a FRIEND like U is 1% more then LUV.


Making A Million FRIENDS Is Not A Miracle, The Miracle Is To Make A FRIEND Who Will Stand By U In A Million Ways...!!


Zindagi K Tufano Ka Sahil Hai Teri Dosti, Dil Armaano Ki Manzil Hai Teri Dosti, Zindagi Ban Jayegi Jannat, Agar Maut Aane Tak Sath De Teri Dosti


Friends are the Flower's of My Garden...


wada na karo agar tum nibha na sako,chaho na use jise tum pa na sako,dost to dunia me bahut hote hain,per ek khas rakho jiske siva tum muskura na sako.


Build bridges instead of walls and you will have a friend.A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.


My Friendship is like an onion, Which has many layers in it, it will add taste to your life, but if you try to cut it, you will have tears in your eyes


Friendship open many doors, Each with a different view. But none could have a more beautiful view than the door that leads 2 u!!


Age appears to be best in some respect.Old wood,best to burn,Old authors,best to read... Old wine,best to drink,& Old friends best to keep...


hamare har raaz ka jo humraaz hai, jo saaya bankar har pal hamare saath hai, hamari har khushiyo ka jo haqdar hai, tu hi to wo hamara dost lajawab hai....


Dosti dil hai dimg nahi,dosti soch ahi aawaz nahi...Aakhe nahi dekh sakti dosti ke jazbe ko..kyonki dosti ehsaas hai..Andaaz nahi...


Karz dosti mein chukane nahi hote.. Ehsaan dosti mein jataane nahi hote.. Bus salamat rahe ye yarana hamara..kyoki ye rishte kabhi purane nahi hote..


milne ki khushi, bichadne ka gam tanha akele udas hai hum, kaise kahenkaise hai hum , bus yun samajh lo dosto ke bina adhure se hai hum...


Life starts with viloence but ends with silence,Love starts with fear but ends with tear... True friendship starts however,But ends never...


God doesnt play dice with the universe,Everything happens for a cause.... When u became my friend it wasnt an accident,He wanted me to get the best....


Yuhi aankho se aansoo behte nahi,Kisi aur ko hum apna kehte nahi... Ek tum hi ho jo zindagi mein ruk se gaye ho dost,Warna rukne ke liye hum kisi ko kehte nahi....


Koi sapno se shuru kare,Koi apno se shuru kare... Koi shikva koi gum na reh jaaye,Aao is din ki shuruat ek Dost ki muskan se kare....!!!Good Morning!!!Have a Wonderful Day....


Friendship is like a war; easy to start, difficult to end and impossible to forget. So I am having war with you & hope you dont want peace.


A true friend is hard 2 find,is always in ur mind,is 1 of a kind...A true friend is sum1like you.Its wonderful to have you in my life


Like an angel youve brightened my life with ur magical ways.Ur warm caring love adds a silver lining to my cloudy days.Ur cheerful smile lights up my life with joy...always.Thanx for being such a wonderful friend!!!!!


A friend called YOU is like a star who shines even on the darkest night!Thanx for adding a sparkle to my days


Apun dono ki dosti ekdam jakkash hone mangta; Jakkash bole to Apun HAAR tu MOTI, Apun SABJI tu ROTI. Apun PANI tu TANKI, Apun TARZAN tu MONKEY.


Stars R seen togetehr, yet they r so far apart... true frnd may not speak everyday but remember they r always linked HEART 2 HEART.


These R some of De Romantic Countries in de WORLD H.O.L.L.A.N.D. -- Hope Our Luv Lasts And Never Dies I.T.A.L.Y. -- I Trust And Luv You L.I.B.Y.A. -- Luv is Beautiful; You also, N dis is my Favourite.... F.R.A.N.C.E. -- Friendships Remain And Never Can End...


frioend is like a cold shower which rfreshes u and gives new fragenence to your life with new frsh and sof t look


risthey to uhni mil jate hai , dosti bananeme sadion guzar jati hain, risthon ne to risthey ko thukraya magar hum ne dosti me dushmaan ko bhi gale lagaya


Jo tu chahe woh tera ho,roshan raatein aur khoobsurat savera ho...Jari rakhenge hum duaon ka silsila,Kamyab har manzil par dost mera ho....

Todays Newspaper is Tomorrows waste paper.Life is a test paper friendship is the best paper... Dont waste it like a tissue paper...


Friendship is a beautiful flower that blossoms anywhere.As long as it is tendered wid gentle lovin care.There is nothing more special than friendship and no friend more special than YOU!!

Through Good Times, Through Bad Times, Knowing U can always count on me, For Sure... Thats What Friends Are For.


OUR FRIENDSHIP IS NOT LIKE PEPSI YEH DIL MAANGE MORE, OUR FRIENDSHIP IS NOT LIKE MARUTI VERSA ZINDAGI MEIN SAATH SAATH CHALNE KA MAZAA, OUR FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE JIVAN BIMA POLICY ZINDAGI K SAATH BHI ZINDAGI K BAAD BHI........


Fursat kise hain Jakhmo pe malham lagane ki.Neegahe badal gayee apano aur baigano ki.Tum na chhodna dosti ka haath kabhi.Warana tamanna na rahegi naye dost banae ki.

koun hota hai bure waqt ka sathi e dost ,marte dum to aakhen bhee palat jati hain

Hotho pe aate ho baat ban ke,Dil mein aate ho yaad ban ke.Aankho mein aate ho sapna ban ke,Ho sake to hamesha meri zindagi mein rehna sachche dost ban ke.....


Friend in different languages:-Hindi-Dost,German-Freund,Hebrew-Chaver,French-Ami,Pinoy-Kaibigan,Dutch-Vrend,Mexican-Amigo,Marathi-Mitra,For me Just Simply its U....


zindagi ek saaz hai aapki dosti pe hame naaz hai kitni mohabbat hai aap mein aur hum mein ye hum dono mein ek raaz hai


_$_$_$_$_$_$_$_$_$_$_$ _ _ MOHABBAT _ _ means... _ _ _$_$_$_$_$_$_$_$_$_$_$ _ _ M-maut _ _ O-oljhan _ _ H-haarna _ _ A-ansoo _ _ B-barbadi _ _ B-bewafai _ _ A-andhera _ _ T-tanhai So FRIENDSHIP IS ALWAYS BETTER

Ankhon se dur ho par dil se nahi, Dil me zarur ho par milte nahi, bus yehi gila hai tumse dost, tum milte zarur ho par dil se nahi..


FRIEND: :WHO IS F:First for me.. R: Ready anytime for me.. I:Inspires me.. E:Enjoys life with me.. N:Never forgets me.. D:Dear! its U

Dosti karo to dhokha mat dena..Doston ko aansuon ka thofa mat dena...Dil se roye koi tumhe yaad karke, aisa kisi ko mauka mat dena...


Time does not wait 4u or me,
days pass and years pass,
you loose your loved ones, you move away 4m ur loved ones,
Ur life changes, frnds changes, ppl changes, but ur heart has those precious moments fetched in it whether u want it or not.
It is there, making you Happy, at sad times and making you even more painful at times. Ur heart has those moments in that corner where no one can c what is it, they ask seein ur blank face and u just smile, saying "NOTHING"....


Friendship is like standing on wet cement,
longer u stay, harder is to leave and
if you try to go u can't go without leaving your footprints behind...


The Best Cosmetic...
For Lips is Truth...
For Voice is Prayer...
For Eyes is Pity...
For Hands is charity...
For Heart is.... FRIENDSHIP....


friends are like apage in a book of life.Every page with a different subject.But u r my index page ,covering every subject of my life...


When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, dont wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you


Jamne se kab ke gujar gaye hote.Jeene se pahale mar gaye hote.Bandhe na hote agar aapaki dosti ke dhageme.... to kabake ke motiyo jaise bikhar gaye hote.


CHAND KE PAAS ANEK SITARE HOGE.MAGAR SITARO KE PAAS EK HI CHAND HAIN.AAP KE PAAS HUM JAISE LAAKH HONGE.MAGAR HAMARE PAAS AAP JAISA DOST EK HI HAIN.


friendship is not a collection of hearts.its a selection of hearts.True friends are very few ,which includes u.


Maitri... Nako Phula sarakhi, Kshanbhar sugandh denari. Nako Surya sarakhi, Satat tapaleli. Nako Chandra sarakhi, Divasaa saath na denari. Nako Sawali sarakhi, Kayam pathalaag karnaari..... Maitri... Asavi Ashrun sarakhi, Sukha-dukhhat saman saath denari.....


I cant find a reason why God gave you to me But thats not the question to be asked May be the question is how did God know that I needed a person like you


Zindagi ka raz ,Raz rehne dijiye,Jo bhi ho aitraz,Aitraz rehne dijiye... Par jab yeh dil dil se milna chahe,Dost yeh mat kehna ki aaj rehne dijiye...


Between a thousand yesterdays and a million tomorrows theres only 1 today.I wouldnt let this day pass without saying thank you 4 sharing ur friendship with me


Aakho ke saamne hardam aapko paya hai... Dil mein bhi aapko hi basaya hai... Aapke bina hum jiyenge kaise... Dost Bina bhi koi jee paya hai....


Yaad aaye kabhi to aankhe band mat karna, hum na bhi mile to gam na karna, ye zaroori to nahi ki hum hamesha saath rahe par DOSTI ka ahsas kam mat karna.

Tumse doori ka ehsas jab bhi satane laga... Tumhare sath gujra har lamha yaad ane laga... Jitni koshish ki tujhe bhulane ki.. ae DOST tu utna hi dil ke karib aane laga...


I dropped a tear in the OCEAN while thinking of U...And I promise to be ur friend till I find it...


Birth is like a DOT,Life is like a TIME.Love is like a TRIANGLE,But FRIENDSHIP is like a CIRCLE having no end.....


Kadhi Kadhi Maitricha Prakash Aapalya Manamadhe Pasarto Aani, Tya Prakashat Mag Aapan Aaplyalach Visarto


Aapki dosti aapki har wafa kaafi hai...Tamam umar yeh aasra kaafi hai...Jahan kabhi bhi milo mil ke muskura dena..Khushiyon ke liye yeh hasi kaafi hai...


Last Night I Caught Some STARS..!! Im Giving Them To All Of My FRIENDS..!! To Let Them Know How SPARKINGLY Special Theyre To Me...!!! * Catch It,,, Its 4 U...!!!


khush nasib hai aap jo hum aapki dosti ko itni shiddat se chahte hai,warna hum to who hai jo khwab mein bhi appointment se aate hain..!!!


Dosti me har waqt aajmaish hoti hai,Is dil mein har waqt milne ki khawaish hoti hai... Mana ki tumhe hum yaad nahi karte,Yaad woh aate hai jinko bhulne ki gunjaish hoti hai...


Scratch N Win............... ===== H==== HE=== HEA== HEAR= HEART...!!! CONRATULATIONS...!!! YOU HAVE WON MY HEART 2DAY... Being VISIBLE isn't always a REQUIREMENT for being CLOSE.... It Just Takes some THOUGHTFULNESS and CONCERN to capture the HEART of a FRIEND...!!!


True love is like missed call,It comes to u but before u get it,It gets away...But true friends are like SMS that comes to u and gets stored in ur Inbox...


I dropped a tear in the OCEAN while thinking of U...And I promise to be ur friend till I find it...


Friendship is the hardest thing in the worldto explain.Its not something U learn in school. But if havent learned the meaning of Friendship,U haven't learned anything....


Dost har kisi ko banaya na karo,Dosti har kisi se jataya na karo.... Dosti mein aksar log dhoka de jaate hain,Zindagi aise dost ke naam karo jiske bina tum muskara na sako....


Aaj bhi pakadi hai dosti ki doori!!!Dont loose hope is a moral of story!!!!.... Jisne sikha life mein kisi se na jhukna!!!,Hamari dosti se milega bhaiya..Umeed se dugana..


Friendship is a beautiful flower that blossoms anywhere.As long as it is tendered with gentle loving care there is NOTHING more special than friendship and no friend more special than you


Hard times dont last 4ever but true friendships do,I hope u know that u can turn to me ....For anything u need even if its just sum1 to listen,I hope ull always remember how much I care-Thats just part of being friends


Inspiration Care Peace Balance Intellect Vitality Love If friendship was a rainbow,Id have the brightest one calledYOU who brightens up all my days ......always


CHANDINI CHAND SE HOTHI HAI SITARON SAI NAHI DOSTI EK SE HOTHI HAI HAZAROON SE NAHI


Best Day AAJ Best Gift ZINDAGI Best Ehsaas KHUSHI Best Feelings PYAAR Best Relation DOSTI Best Person HUM Best $Dear$ TUM!

There is no gift more precious taht life could ever send, Than the happiness of having and sharing friendship with A friend like Y(._.)U


Birth is D start of life Beauty is D part of life Risk R part of D life But True frnd like u R Heart of life.

A little less ego, a little more understanding, a little less argument, a little more concern, thats what keeps friendship 4ever..


friends are for life and not a few days ... ill be your friend till my last breath stays.


Frindship is the rainbow between two hearts sharing of 7 feelings.... 1-Love 2-Sadness.... 3-Happiness...... 4-Truth............ 5-Faith......... 6-Secret........... 7-Help..........



Life counts by the roads we travel,Some are smooth,Some are rough,Some I would rather forget,But there is one road wone regret th road where we met & became friends......


Between a 1000yesterdays and a million tomorrows theres only 1 today.I wouldnt let this pass without saying this to you.Thanx for sharing ur friendship with me.


Friends R like Diamonds, They R real and rare, False Friends R like Leaves, They R scattered everywhere..!


YE DUA HAIN HAMARI ,ZINDAGI TUMHARI SAWAR JAAYE ,HAR NAJAR ME BAS PYAAR NAJAR AAYE...TUMHE JIS BAAT KI TALAASH HAIN DOSTWOH KHUD TERE PAAS CHALAKE AAYE.

to live this kife I need heartbeat.To have aHeart beat I need to have Heart.to have a heart.I need to have a Happiness.& to have a happiness I need to have Friend like u.


Yaadna karoge to Satayenge, Ruthoge to Manayenge. Royoge to Hasaynge, DOST hai hum SAYA nahi, jo ANDHERE main SAATH chor jayenge

In a group of Flowers ROSE is most AMIABLE,In a group of Stones DIAMOND is most VALUABLE, In a group of FRIENDS U r the Most ADORABLE.....


Friendship is a SIM which has no activation charges,Free incoming & outgoing with Roaming allover the world & its validity never Ends....


U r the angel who i cherish so dearly in this heart of mine; the one who makes my day brighter, by making my whole world shine


Zamane se kab ke guzar gaye hote, Jeene se pehle hi mar gaye hote, Bandhe na hote agar aapki Dosti ke dhage smein--- To kab ke motiyo jaise bikhar gaye hote
words begin with A... B... C... Numbers begin with 1... 2... 3... Music begins with sa... re... ga... But friendship begins with U & me.


darte hain aag se kahi jal na jaaye, darte hain khwab se kahi toot na jaye.Par sabase jyada darate hain aapse ...Kahi aap hame bhool na jaaye


Girti hui baarish ki bundon ko apne haton me samet lo, jitna paani tum samet paye utna yaad tum humen karte ho,
jitna pani tum samet nahi paye, utna yaad hum tumhe karte hai


Dosti ka pahala Paigam aapke naa,
Zindagi ki Aakhri saans aapke naam,
Rahe Salamat yeh dosti hamari, dosti Salamat rakhna aapka kaam...


9 Planets...
8 Directions...
7 wonders...
6 Senses...
5 Continents...
4 Seasons...
3 Choices...
2 Genders...
and ONE FRIEND Like you Makes Difference...


Making a million Friends is not a miracle. The miracle is to make frnd who wil stand by u, when a billions r against u...


FRIENDSHIP IS A BRIDGE BETWEEN U & ME.WHEN U R SAD,CROS IT,i WILL BE WAITING ON D OTHER SIDE.& IF U AFRAID TO CROSS IT,THEN JUST TELL ME .i WILL CROSS IT TO REACH U....


Do you know a word which has end in it but can never end.................................................................................
yeah you are rite its FRIEND


KABHI DOST KEHATE HO,KABHI DUA DETE HO,KABHI WAQT BEWAQT NEEND SE JAGA DETE HO.PAR JAB BHI HUMASE BAATEN KARATE HO...KHUA KASAM HAME KHUSHISE HASA DETE HO.


EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD IS SO FINE.BUT ALL THAT IS NOT MINE.BUT THERE IS ONE THING WHICH IS PURE & DEVINE.iTS U R FRIENDSHIP.& THANKS GOD,LUCKIKY ITS MINE.


Fursat kise hain Jakhmo pe malham lagane ki.Neegahe badal gayee apano aur baigano ki.Tum na chhodna dosti ka haath kabhi.Warana tamanna na rahegi naye dost banae ki.



Ye Dil dosti ke kabil na raha Koi bhi ishar ke kabil na raha Is Dil me bas gayahai pyaar aapka Ab to chand bhi Deedar ke kabil na raha Dosti ki hai nibhani to padegi Aap ki taklif baatni to padegi Aap ki taklif na jaan sake to Dosti kis kaam ki Aap ke liye mar na sake to Zindagi kis kaam ki

A daily thought... A silent tear... A Constant wish that u r near... Words are few but thoughts r deep... Memories of our frenship ill always keep!!

TITANIC _ll__ -.........- _ ......... -._,/t__ -----------------/ although TITANIC was an impressive SHIP but the best SHIP is our FRIEND SHIP. That Will Never Sink !! Promise


Sweet like honey,Costly like money,Blessing like shower,Pretty like a flower Busy like a bee,Thank God for giving my Friend a Friend like me....


Gadha bhi jo na khaye wo ghaas ho tum,Stupid idiot bakwas ho tum. 52 Jokro wali taash ho tum,par phir bhi jo bhi ho Yaar Dost bahut Jhakkas ho tum....


Feelings r many... but words are few, clouds r dark...but sky is blue, love is a paper... life is a glue, everything is false... but our friendship is true.....


My silence doesnt mean I forget u,My disaapearence doesnt mean I dont mean I dont care about U..,Bcoz friendship is always in my H-E-A-R-T...


Good Song-Few Minutes Happy,Good Film-Few Hours Happy... Good College-Few Years Happy,Good Friend Like U-Life Long Happy..


Teri judai ka khauf kyon hai mujhe,Tu jaha bhi hai mere kareeb hai...Zindagi se aur kya maangoon,Teri dosti hi mera naseeb hai...


Yeh haste muskarate mausam jaha honge,Aey dost jaan lo ki hum waha honge...Ek pal me aao hum yeh zindagi jee lein ,Kal jane tum kaha aur hum kaha honge....


Meaning of Friendship : - F-------FOREVER R-------RESPONCIBLE I--------INTELLIGENT E-------EAGER TO MAIL N-------NICE D-------DIVINE S--------SIMPLE H-------HEARTLY I--------INTERSTED P-------PEACEFUL


Zindagi Udas Hone Ka Naam Nahi,Dosti Sirf Paas Hone Ka Naam Nahi.Agar Tum Door rehkar Bhi Hume Yaad Rakho,Is Se Bada Hamare Liye Koi Inaam Nahi!!!....


Medicines & Friendship cure our problems,Only difference is that Friendships dont have an expiry date...


Dosti ke bhi andaaz hote hain,Jagti aankhon mein bhi khawaab hote hain...Jaroori nahi ki gam mein aansu niklein,Muskurati aankhon mein bhi sailaab hote hain....

Whats the meaning of Friend... F-First for me R-Ready any time for me.... I-Inspire me... E-Enjoy life with me... N-Never forgets me D=Daily remember me...

When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....


Good Song-Few Minutes Happy,Good Film-Few Hours Happy... Good College-Few Years Happy,Good Friend Like U-Life Long Happy..


I asked GOD for world peace,He said its impossible,Ask any thing else...I told him to make U intelligent,He replied let me try world peace....


Getting friend is like Sunrise It happens daily!!!,Getting true friend is like rain it occurs yearly!!!But getting best friend like U(!@!) Tsunami ,It occurs rarely....


If u find ur world as a sky and ur friends as STARS,And if U dont find me among them..Dont worrry!!!Ive just been fallen to make ur wish come true....


Waade bhi dost ne kya khub nibhaye,Zakham muft me or dard tohfe me bhijwaye. Is se badhkar wafadaari ki misaal kya hogi,Maut se pehle hi dost kafan le aye..!..!..!...


Walk with me when yr hearts needs company, Take my hand when u feel all alone, Turn to me when u need someone to lean on, Bcoz i am a friend u can always depend on..!!!


Hum to pehle se hi aapke hai.. kya jarurat hai aajmane ki... Yad na kar ae dost gum nahi,Par khawish na kar bhul jane ki....


Oh! I want to know what troubles you, To help & try as best that I can do, Allow me to feel your thoughts & fears, We will share hopes & tears. Apart we and reunited after passage of time, Unlike romance, our friendship will grow fine, In rough course of life, if you need me, Just call me; I will be there if you let me.


Ret ki zarurat har Registhan ko hoti hai,Sitaaron ki zarurat har aasman ko hoti hai.Aap hamein bhool mat jana,Kyonki sacche DOST ki zarurat har insan ko hoti hai.....


Flowers die,Stories end,Songs fade,Memories are forgotten.All things come to an end but precious friends like U a remembered forever....


If you are in a closed dark room,where blood is coming from everywhere and walls are shaking,Dont get afraid you are in safe place,You are in my Heart....


If lover is like a moon then friends are like stars n have u noticed that the sky can look beautiful without moon but not without stars.


Mehfil Me Kuch To Sun-na Padta Hai, Gham Chhupakar Muskurana Padta Hai, Kabhi Unke Hum Bhi Dost The, Aajkal Unhe Yaad Dilana Padta Hai.

It takes a minute to find a special person... an hour to appriciate them... a day to love them.... but a whole life to forget them... and DOST you are one of them.....


If 100 peoples loves you,one of them is me, if 10 people loves love you one of them is me... if one person ,loves you is me... if noone loves you,means i am not in the world..... Love you hamesha se.. hamesha ke liye...


Teri khushi se hi nahi,Gam se bhi rishta hai mera.... tu Zindaji ka ek aham hissa hai mera.... Ye dosti tumse sirf Lafzo ki nahi...... Ruh se ruh ka rishta hai mera......


Mana ki Pyaar ka pehla akchar adhura hai,Lekin P ko nikal do to Yaar reh jata hai.Aur aap jaisa yaar ho to zindagi se bhi Pyaar ho jata hai....


Ek sapna-Kisi apne se milna,Ek ittefaq-Aapka humari zindagi mein aana,Ek haqiqat- Aap se dosti karna aur,Ek tamanna -Dosti ko zindagi bhar nibhana.....


one day if u need me and there r 100steps between us.U JUST TAKE THE 1ST STEP 2 COME NEAR ME AND I WILL TAKE ALL THE 99 STEPS 2 BE THERE 4 U


Ae kalam zara ruk-ruk ke chal,Kya haseen mukam aaya hai.Thodi der taherj,teri nok ke niche mere dost ka naam aaya hai........


SWEET fruits are nice to eat,SWEET words are easy to say,but SWEET people are really hard to find . MY GOODNESS, how the hell did you manage to find me?!


People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may 4get U but never will I.


Jindagi me kuch batein aapka sath kabhi nahi chodengi...
1) Dil Ki Dhadkan
2) Naseeb
3) Aur ________ ka sms (Mera SMS)
Jai Hind


Maat mila naye Dost ae Khuda, Yeh hame barbad karte hai,
Ham to SMS ki Bauchar karte hai, Ye 50paise ke liye VICHAR karte hai...

I opened my bag,
I found it empty,
I searched my pocket, found few coins,
Finally I searched my heart, I found U.
Then I realised how rich I am bcos I have a Friend like u.


I may not be the most important person in your life...But I just hope that one day when u hear my name ,U would just smile & say Hey! Thats My friend.....


Tuzi sobat 1 nokhal aanand aahe raatrichya sobatila jasa raat-raanicha gundha aahe Aaplic maitri tya raat raanisarakhi bahraawi ashi maiti malaa janmo-janmi milavi


jab bhi tumhara msg ata hay mera rom rom machal jata hay,ang ang main gudgudi hoti hay? yeh msg ka kasoor nahi ,stupid mera mob hi vibrator per hota hay


tuje dekhe bina teri tashvir bana shkta hun tuje dekhe bina tera haal bata shkta hun hain meri dosti main itna dum teri aankh ka aanshu apni aankh se gira shkta hun


Tuzi sobat 1 nokhal aanand aahe raatrichya sobatila jasa raat-raanicha gundha aahe Aaplic maitri tya raat raanisarakhi bahraawi ash
i maiti malaa janmo-janmi milavi

ITNI CHHOTI NAHIN DOSTI HAMARI KAISE SOCH LIYA KINARA AA GAYA,LO HO GAYI MOBILE MEIN ROSHNI AUR SMS HAMAARA AA GAYA...!!!


Talash karoge to koi dost mil hi jayega, par hamari tarah tumhe kaun chahega, yun to chahat ki nazar se dekh le koi, par hamari nazarein kahan se layega.


Teri dosti ne mujhe dard seena sikha diya, marti huyee rooh ko jeena sikha diya, kya kahoon kya hai tera saath mere liye, tere saath ne mere assuyoun ko muskarana sikha diya.....!


1+1 IS 2 MY DOSTI IS TRUE.2+2 IS 4 MY DOSTI IS MORE.3+3 IS 6 MY DOSTI IS FIXED. 4+4 IS 8 MY DOSTI IS GR8.5+5 IS 10 U R MY GOOD FRIEND


Deepak Ki Tarah Chaamke Jiwan Tumhara, Phool Ki Tarah Mehke Jewan Tumhara Hume Tou Uss Din Ka Intezaar Hai, Jab Tumhare Aane Se Roshan Ho Jayee Dil Hamara

Yaad na karge to sataenge,Ruthoge to manaenge, Roayge to hasaenge,Dost hai hum tere Saaya nahi jo Andhere mein tera saath chod jayenge...


Life ends when you stop dreaming,Hope ends when u stop believing,Love ends when u stop caring,Friendship ends when u stop sharing....!!!!


6 rules to be HAPPY:
Free your heart from hatred;
Free your mind from worries;
Live simply;
Expect less;
Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND.


Love is nothing it is the accident of life but friendship is the real fact of humanlife . love always depands on taka,hight, beautiness and wealth but frindship does not depands on weight, hight, wealth and beautiness it depands on same and sacrifice mind.

Ice can change into water.Trees can change into log.Infant can change into adult.Chicks can change into chicken,but the friend like u cant changed.....

friendship is something that makes u aware ,that someone is there to with u to care, always when u cheer or feel despair , someone is there to make ur feelings share.

Life is sin 90=1 Love,cos 90=0 but friendship is tan 90=infinity !!! It has no value in this universe...Happy to have a Friend like U........


Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de,Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de,Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de...


I am just thankful to all of you who are sharing their great thoughts here with all of us. I know its not easy those day to spare the time for friends since the Education, Business and Job even work for House wife every thing with the life is turning so demanding and quick but still some friends are around and I am very glad to say that they are real friend. Love you all. Thnaks


To love without condition, to talk without intention, to give without reason n to care without expectation is the heart of a true friend!


Judai aapki rulate rahegi,
Yaad aapki aate rahengi,
Pal Pal Jaan jati rahengi,
Jab tak Jism mei hai Jaan,
Meri har Saans Yaari Nibhati rahengi...
Good Morning


Dost gazal hai gungunane ke liye, dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye, ye woh jazba hai jo sabko milta nahin, hausala chahiye dosti nibhane ke liye.

Suraj paas ho na ho, Roshni aaspas rehti hai, Dost paas ho na ho, Dosti aas pas rehti hai, Waise hi aap paas ho na ho, aapki Yaadein hamesha paas rehti hai!


YOU can b a doctor & save lives, a lawyer & defend lives, a soldier & protect lives, or simply b YOURSELF - a Fabulous Friend who TOUCHES LIVES!


When nights r long & friends r few…I sit by my window & think of U… A silent whisper, a silent tear… With all my heart! Wish u were here! Gud nite!


Hosle dil mein me jab machlte hai,Kuch naye raaste niklte hain.. Dost ban gaye aap jab se,Gam dur khade haath malte hain...


Ajun japatoye maitri tuzhi, najaret bharanari, manta smavanari havi havi shi vatanari, abola hunhi abol, sagarahun khol, jyoti sarakhi prakashit, kadhi na tutanari..

Dosti karna to aasan hai bahut,Nibhana har kisi ke bas ka nahi.. Yeh kissa jeevan bhar ka hota hai,Ek ya do baras ka nahi...


Life can be hard ,Not always fun,When night brings dark & morning brings SUN...when life seems tough & nobody seems to care....Dilse yaad karna Ill be there....


Dil se yeh dua hai hamari,Zindagi tumhari sanwar jaye... Har nazar mein bas pyar nazar aaye,Tumhe jiski talaash hai DOST,Khuda kare woh khud tumhari talaash mein aaye...


seven rules to be happy: 1)never hate. 2)dont worry. 3)live simple. 4)xpect a little. 5)give a lot. 6)always smile. 7)have a FRIEND like me who loves u a lot.


100% Bewafai kubul hai,1% wafa ke liye... 10% aasu kubul hai, 1% hasee ke liye.. Hum to mohtaj hai aapke pyaar ke, Hume 100% dushman kubul hai,aapki 1% dosti ke liye...


What a FRIEND is - A tissue when you can’t stop crying. A shoulder when you feel like dying. Always listens when have something to say. A week when you need just a day. A crutch you have a broken heart. Some glue when everything falls apart. A sun when rain just won’t stop. A phone call when you can’t leave the home. A hand when you feel all alone. A wing if you want to fly. Understands without knowing why. An ear for secret to fall. A aspirin when your head hurts like hell. A FRIEND is a true love that can never let go. A FRIEND is you & I wanted you to know.


Baate karke rula na diijiyega,Fassane bana ke mita na diijiyega!Na de saki khushi to gham hi sahi,Par DOST bana ke bhula na diijiyega!!!


Vacancy Post-True Friend. Eligiblity-Loving & caring Duty-To love Experience-Not reqiured. Salary- Never Ending Love. Joining-Immediately. Are you interested...

Dil ki galiyon mein koi gham na ho, apni ye Dosti kabhi kam na ho. Bas ye dua hai ki tum khush raho hamesha, phir chahe kal hum ho na ho.


Wot letters r missin in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & u get a heart!if u pick U,u will get hurt! Id pick U coz its better to get hurt than have a heart without U!


We meet by CHANCE... we meet again that was LUCK... We become friend that was DESTINY... we will always be friend its a PROMISE....& dont go away its my REQUEST.....


Beshak thoda intzaar mila humko... par khuda se bdakar yaar mila humko.... tamanna na rahi jannat ki.. Ae dost teri dosti mein wo pyaar mila humko....


Dheere-Dheere jeete hain zindagi ki hadh tak,Dil se dil lagate hain dillagi ki hadh tak. Aise nahi hum ki raah mein chod de,Dosti nibhate hain dosti ki hadh tak....


Friendship is the rainbow betweent two hearts.Sharing seven colors of feelings.Love,sadness,happiness,truth,faith,secret & respect....


Dooriyon se fark padta nahi,Baat to dilon ki nazdikiyon se hoti hai. Dosti to kuch khaas aap jaise se hai warna,Mulaqat na jaane kitno se hoti hai...



Har zindagi ko ek kinara chahiye,Har shaksh ko ek sahara chahiye. Zindagi kat sake hanste-hanste isliye...DOST Tum sa Ek pyara chahiye..... ..

Ae dost teri dosti par naaz karte hain,Har waqt milne ki fariyad karte hain.Hame nahi pata,Par gharwale batate hain ki hum neend mein bhi aapse baat karte hain.


Kabhi Dost kehte ho ,Kabhi dua dete ho,Kabhi bewaqt neend se jaga dete ho.Par jab bhi humse baatein karte ho ,Khuda kasam khushi se rula dete ho.........

Friendship is like a rubber band ,FLEXIBLE can stretch it as much u want ,But dont leave it after stretching...It hurts a lot...

My biggest sadness ,The distance,My biggest hope,Ill c u soon.My craziest dream ,Hope we stay friends 4ever..


Lamha Lamha karke waqt gujar jayenga,
Chand lamhe aur fir daman chut jayega,
Waqt hai hum se dosti ki Do Batein Karlo... Fir kya pata Kiska naseeb kise kaha le Jayenga...Good Day!

Saato Asman ki Ser ham kar aaye,
Har ek tare se Dosti Kar aaye,
Ek Tara khas tha jise ham apne saath le aaye...
Varna aap hi Sochiye ki aap Is Jameen par kaise aaye?


Think of me n keep in mind, a faithful friend is hard 2 find, but if u find one equal n true, never leave the old for new.


Heart is like a crystal, preserve it. Love is like perfume, spread it. Feelings are like flood, flow it. Friendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it. (From:Vishal Lingdeokar - Pune (INDIA))


Yaad Karte Hai Yaro Ko Yaado Se Dil Bhar Aata Hai, Kal Saath Jiya Karte The Sab, Aaj Milne Ko Dil Taras Jata Hai.


Aapki dosti hame kya mili, hame jameen pe jannat mil gayi; shukr hai khuda ka aye dost, teri dosti hame mannat mein mil gayi!


Asman se utari hai,taron se sajai hai,Chand ki chandni se nehlai hai.Ae Dost sambhal ke rakhna yeh dosti,Ye dosti hamari zindagi bhar ki kamai hai.


kaahi naati asataat paalvi saarakhi bahar osaralaa ki komajnaari kahi naati asataat pimpal paanaasaarakhi japun thewavishi waatanari nirantar........


Another Day
Another Way
Another Pray
Another Hope
Another Fear
Another Year
Another Smile
Another Few But Never Ever
Another Friend Like u ...........


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Aapki dosti hame kya mili, hame jameen pe jannat mil gayi ; shukr hai khuda ka aye dost, teri dosti hame mannat mein mil gayi!


If CARE is a WAVE I give u SEA. If RESPECT is a LEAF I give u TREE. If TRUST is PLANET I give u GALAXY.If FRIENDSHIP is life I give u ME. HAVE A NICE TIME

Khushyoon per fizaon ka pehra hai.................. Najane kis umeed per dil tehra hai.........................Teri ankhun se jhalakte dard ki qasam..................................................................ye dosti ka rishta pyar se gahra hai!!


Tumhari dosti, tumhari har wafa hi kafi hai, tamam umra yeh asra hi kafi hai. Jahan kahi bhi milo mil ke muskara dena, khushiyo ke liye yeh hasi hi kafi hai…


Stars are seen together,Yet they are so far apart.True friends may not speak & meet everydaybut remember they are always linked heart to heart.....


Dictionary is the only place where DEATH comes before LIFE,SUCCESS Before WORK,& DIVORCE before MARRIAGE,but the best part is FRIENDSHIP ...Comes before RELATIVES.....


Friendship is a priceless gift that cant bought or sold,But to have an understanding friend is far more worth than Gold thanx for being my friend....

Gujre huye kal ki yaad aati hai.Kuch lamho se aankh bhar aati hai. Woh subhah rangeen shaam niraali ban jaati hai,Jab aap jaise dost ki yaad aati hai...


hum woh nahi jo tumhe gum me chhod denge,hum woh nahi jo tujhse naata tod denge, hum to aapke woh dost hai , jo agar aapki saanse band ho to apni saanse jod denge.


Aasman tumse naraz hai,taare tumse dushwar hain.Wo sab tumse jalte hain kyonki chand se behtar tumhare paas hum jaisa yaar hai...


Enter PIN code...Enter PIN code...'L',Enter PIN code ...'LO' Enter PIN code...'LOV' Enter PIN Code 'LOVE'.....wait......PIN Accepted......'Welcome' ';^ U ^;' to '"v "'my '*HeArT*'....


Medicines & Friendship cure our problems,Only difference is that Friendships don"t have an expiry date...


Yeh WORLD hai na WORLD, is mein do tarah ke log hote hai; Ek jo kabhi kisi ke dil mein jagah nahi bana paate aur doosre jo kabhi kisi ke dil se juda nahi ho paate.. HUM aur TUM in doosre logon mein se hai!!
(From:Gaurav Patil - Alibag)

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(,,) =(,,) It’s Raining outside, If u wanna know how much I MISS U? Just count the raindrops…

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By any Measure You are SPECIAL! GOD Made U one Such PERSON! Don’t let Anything ever change you.

Dosti guna hai toh hone na dena… Dosti khuda hai toh khone na dena… Karte ho dosti jab kisse toh kabhi uss dost ko rone na dena…

HOW TO KEEP A FRIEND ENTERTAINED *press down*
HOW TO KEEP A FRIEND ENTERTAINED *press up*


D se Dosti,
D se Dushmani,
D se Dil,
D se Dard,
D se Diwangi,
D se Dillagi, per
D se itne bhi Dur na ho jana ki,
D se Dekh bhi na sake, SAMJE
D se DEAR.




I love the spring mornings,
the afternoons in autumn,
the winter evenings
and the summer nights
….but you I love more sweet heart!

U want & u get, that’s luck,
U want & u wait, that’s time.
U want but u compromise, that’s life.
And U want & u wait & u don’t compromise that’s LOVE

Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that’s not true.
Every time I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.

Hum woh nahi jo tum ko ghum main chhod de,
hum woh nahi joh tumse nata tod de,
hum woh hain ki agar teri saanse
ruk jae to tuj se apni sanse joor de.


Pathar se na maare mere diwaneko ...
Pathar se na maare mere diwaneko
Bomb ka zamana hai yaaron, Udaa do saale ko.


After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I
was a fool when I married you.”

The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and
didn’t notice.”

Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!

Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayri…
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,
log fekenge ande tamatar,
To raat ki sabji ka intezaam ho jayega

Ek aadmi kabr par betha tha.
Musafir ne pucha, dar nahi lagta ?
Aadmi:darne ki kya baat hai ….?
Ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya….!!!!